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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Tixanou@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Ledivin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Cats ARE stinky, though… the litter box is in your house

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    • Stovetop@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      There’s also just a certain…musk? It’s immediately noticeable when you enter someone’s house and they have a cat. I feel like the residents must get nose blind to it because they don’t believe me when I tell them, but there is definitely a certain cat smell that just gets everywhere.

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      • olutukko@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I think it’s cat pheromones which they use to indicate wheter the place is safe. people claim you can’t smell it but I can definetly smell it

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      • justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Mainly depends on the flat size and how often ppl clean. At my parents place you notice the cat smell only in her room… You can guess the size of that place, as the cat has it’s own “40 m^2 apartment” to sleep.

        If you are in a small place and the cat always lies in the same corners is clear that they smell without washing. It’s like wearing the same hoody for months without washing.

        My wife and I get two cats tomorrow for our 60m^2 flat. Let’s see how that pans out.

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      • starchylemming@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        its the shit in the litterbox. or the cat just farted

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    • can@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      There’s no avoiding cleaning shit

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    • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      My cat shit outside for like 13 years and only started going in litter box when he got old or was trapped inside it was nice while it lasted

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    • confusedbytheBasics@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yeah, cat poop smells way worse than baby poop.

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    • XEAL@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Good luck cleaning a baby’s ass with a litter scoop

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    • ADonkeyBrainedFog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      As someone who has had both cats and dogs basically my whole life, Idk what this cope is about cats not being stinky. Everyone who has a cat has a place that smells like cat. Same with dogs. Unless you’re a compulsive cleaner and purposely cover up all smells preemptively with chemicals, you’re place will smell a bit like your pet. We’re all stinky babies at the end of the day.

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    • Empricorn@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I mean, that’s their poop. Everybody’s poop stinks. There’s obviously mitigation strategies, but if the actual cat stinks, you should probably consult with your vet and maybe give them a bath with it without water? Cats don’t usually stink…

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    • xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      And they spreading their musk is like part of their definition as a cat.

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    • azulon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Exactly, which is why I always preferred to keep amphibians as pets. No smell at all. And mammals all stink.

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      • Empricorn@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Nothing more cuddly than a horned lizard!

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  • slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Who the hell would throw off a baby from a 20 stroy building?

    The max I’ve tried was 3 and that was already pushing it, only worked due to the long grass below.

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    • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It’s the efficient thing to do when you’re taking care of the bath water and live on the 20 stroy building. You know the saying, “If you don’t throw the baby out with the bathwater, you’ll need to take an extra trip to the window.”

      And if you’re wondering why we don’t just use the drain, babies don’t fit down most drains. Try having a kid for a bit and you’ll see!

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    • lolnothingmatters@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Eric Clapton?

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  • ReallyActuallyFrankenstein@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The worst part about babies are their full sets of adult teeth.

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  • Donkter@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Stinky ✅✅✅✅✅✅✅

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    • Jimbo@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Uh oh

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  • xorollo@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
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    • pjwestin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yup. That a newborn with teeth, which is impossible. My son’s teeth came in very early, but his first one was at about 4 or 5 months. They also all come in at different times, so they’re not all the same size like the teeth in the meme. I think it’s an AI image.

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      • Valmond@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Not impossible but most probably shopped.

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  • TheLameSauce@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    My cats straight up have the world’s nastiest farts

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    • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      What are you feeding it?

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      • TheLameSauce@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Broccoli and lutefisk, why do you ask?

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  • hrimfaxi_work@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    With that baby around, I think it’s you who needs to worry about surviving a 20-story fall.

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    • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yea that’s not a baby, it’s Bugsy the mafia boss

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  • XEAL@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Crying babies sound like cats being tortured.

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  • ToxicWaste@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    (/) brings you killed mice (x)

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  • MrJameGumb@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    WTF kind of evil demon spawn baby is that lol

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  • thorbot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    My cat is stinky as shit. I still love him though

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    • Shardikprime@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Smelly cat

      SMEEELLY CAT

      WHAT are they FEEDING you!?

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  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Pussy always wins

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    • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Well someone must’ve been playing with a pussy to make that baby. I have no explanation for its full set of adult teeth though.

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      • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        vagina dentata?

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  • MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Babies, not even omce

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  • Excrubulent@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    How do you explain that cats are stinky babies?

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  • Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Idk if there have been enough case studies to draw any conclusions on the third point with a reasonable degree of certainty.

    Get me clip board, I’m heading to the NICU.

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  • Vej@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    My cat farts on me.

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