labels are for jars.
Anon factory resets
Submitted 11 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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Num10ck@lemmy.world 11 months ago
jol@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
Of for my fuck boy. He has a label with my name.
humbletightband@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Minecraft is gay
GluWu@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Go two knuckles deep and hold the cum button until you reset to the factory settings.
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
careful not to also press the taint, or you do a screenshot
Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Another picture of a pocket?
spiderman@ani.social 11 months ago
pussy so good boy got a factory reset
Omgarm@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Sounds like it overloaded on sex and rebooted while they were having sex with a woman. Like holding the analog stick of your controler when turning it on.
dohpaz42@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Like holding the analog stick of your controller when turning it on.
Isn’t that called masturbation?
RegalPotoo@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Take it out/blow on it/put it back in
thantik@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Become such a degenerate that you loop back around…
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 11 months ago
a l i a s i n g
GlitterInfection@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Pegging is fine, I guess.
janus2@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
when the pussy so good it make ya do the Windows 95 logon noise
Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world 11 months ago
My preferences have heavily shifted.
Used to do guys only but now I’m more into women. Not that I ever say no to a man who grooms himself well.
summerof69@lemm.ee 11 months ago
I too am afraid of having an accidental sex with a woman.
JamesStallion@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
There are no gay people and there are no straight people. These are words made up to make pearl clutchers more able to digest deviant behaviour.
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 11 months ago
How do you accidentally have sex?
dohpaz42@lemmy.world 11 months ago
You can’t tell me you’ve never tripped, fell, and found yourself having sex before? Duh. It’s like so common.
AtariDump@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Image
zaphod@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
Only ever happens to conservative men and only with other men.
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Maybe he was lying on his back and a partner just got off and a woman saw there was an available penis and got on before OP could say “no hetero”, and by then he felt it and decided to never say it.
lessthanluigi@lemmy.world 11 months ago
“No Hetero” 🤣
Anamana@feddit.de 11 months ago
exocrinous@startrek.website 11 months ago
“Damn bro that ass is tight af. I wonder what you look like with the lights turned on.”
“I’m a woman, anon.”
troybot@midwest.social 11 months ago
There’d be no way of knowing
AlpacaChariot@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Haha thank, I forgot about this gem!
Think it might be time to rewatch the office!
Leviathan@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Fiction
isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
lots of alcohol I’m guessing
lemurian_time_sorcery@lemmy.world 11 months ago
how do you not
PoliticalAgitator@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It’s probably just a bullshit story to encourage gay people back into the closet.
morphballganon@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Why would this story compel anyone back into the closet?
general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
Lots of alcohol usually