Anon factory resets

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• wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  How do you accidentally have sex?

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  • dohpaz42@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You can’t tell me you’ve never tripped, fell, and found yourself having sex before? Duh. It’s like so common.

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    • AtariDump@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Image

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    • zaphod@sopuli.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Only ever happens to conservative men and only with other men.

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  • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Maybe he was lying on his back and a partner just got off and a woman saw there was an available penis and got on before OP could say “no hetero”, and by then he felt it and decided to never say it.

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    • lessthanluigi@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “No Hetero” 🤣

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  • Anamana@feddit.de ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    1. Be at an orgy
    2. Accidentally have sex with someone you didn’t intend to
    3. ???
    4. Profit

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  • exocrinous@startrek.website ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Damn bro that ass is tight af. I wonder what you look like with the lights turned on.”

    “I’m a woman, anon.”

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  • troybot@midwest.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    There’d be no way of knowing

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    • AlpacaChariot@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Haha thank, I forgot about this gem!

      Think it might be time to rewatch the office!

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  • Leviathan@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fiction

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  • isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    lots of alcohol I’m guessing

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  • lemurian_time_sorcery@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    how do you not

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  • PoliticalAgitator@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s probably just a bullshit story to encourage gay people back into the closet.

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    • morphballganon@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Why would this story compel anyone back into the closet?

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  • general_kitten@sopuli.xyz ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Lots of alcohol usually

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• Num10ck@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  labels are for jars.

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  • jol@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Of for my fuck boy. He has a label with my name.

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  • humbletightband@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Minecraft is gay

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• GluWu@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Go two knuckles deep and hold the cum button until you reset to the factory settings.

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  • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    careful not to also press the taint, or you do a screenshot

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    • Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Another picture of a pocket?

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  • spiderman@ani.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    pussy so good boy got a factory reset

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• Omgarm@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Sounds like it overloaded on sex and rebooted while they were having sex with a woman. Like holding the analog stick of your controler when turning it on.

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  • dohpaz42@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Like holding the analog stick of your controller when turning it on.

    Isn’t that called masturbation?

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• RegalPotoo@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Take it out/blow on it/put it back in

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    peNES

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    • Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      peN64

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• thantik@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Become such a degenerate that you loop back around…

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  • Thcdenton@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    a l i a s i n g

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• GlitterInfection@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Pegging is fine, I guess.

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• janus2@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  when the pussy so good it make ya do the Windows 95 logon noise

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• Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  My preferences have heavily shifted.

  Used to do guys only but now I’m more into women. Not that I ever say no to a man who grooms himself well.

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• summerof69@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I too am afraid of having an accidental sex with a woman.

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• JamesStallion@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  There are no gay people and there are no straight people. These are words made up to make pearl clutchers more able to digest deviant behaviour.

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