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Anon factory resets

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    How do you accidentally have sex?

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    • dohpaz42@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You can’t tell me you’ve never tripped, fell, and found yourself having sex before? Duh. It’s like so common.

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      • AtariDump@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Image

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      • zaphod@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Only ever happens to conservative men and only with other men.

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    • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Maybe he was lying on his back and a partner just got off and a woman saw there was an available penis and got on before OP could say “no hetero”, and by then he felt it and decided to never say it.

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      • lessthanluigi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        “No Hetero” 🤣

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    • Anamana@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
      1. Be at an orgy
      2. Accidentally have sex with someone you didn’t intend to
      3. ???
      4. Profit
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    • exocrinous@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      “Damn bro that ass is tight af. I wonder what you look like with the lights turned on.”

      “I’m a woman, anon.”

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    • troybot@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      There’d be no way of knowing

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      • AlpacaChariot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Haha thank, I forgot about this gem!

        Think it might be time to rewatch the office!

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    • Leviathan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Fiction

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    • isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      lots of alcohol I’m guessing

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    • lemurian_time_sorcery@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      how do you not

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    • PoliticalAgitator@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It’s probably just a bullshit story to encourage gay people back into the closet.

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      • morphballganon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Why would this story compel anyone back into the closet?

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    • general_kitten@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Lots of alcohol usually

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  • Num10ck@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    labels are for jars.

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    • jol@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Of for my fuck boy. He has a label with my name.

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    • humbletightband@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Minecraft is gay

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  • GluWu@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Go two knuckles deep and hold the cum button until you reset to the factory settings.

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    • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      careful not to also press the taint, or you do a screenshot

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      • Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Another picture of a pocket?

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    • spiderman@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      pussy so good boy got a factory reset

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  • Omgarm@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Sounds like it overloaded on sex and rebooted while they were having sex with a woman. Like holding the analog stick of your controler when turning it on.

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    • dohpaz42@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Like holding the analog stick of your controller when turning it on.

      Isn’t that called masturbation?

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  • RegalPotoo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Take it out/blow on it/put it back in

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    • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      peNES

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      • Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        peN64

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  • thantik@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Become such a degenerate that you loop back around…

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    • Thcdenton@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      a l i a s i n g

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  • GlitterInfection@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Pegging is fine, I guess.

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  • janus2@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    when the pussy so good it make ya do the Windows 95 logon noise

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  • Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    My preferences have heavily shifted.

    Used to do guys only but now I’m more into women. Not that I ever say no to a man who grooms himself well.

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  • summerof69@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I too am afraid of having an accidental sex with a woman.

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  • JamesStallion@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    There are no gay people and there are no straight people. These are words made up to make pearl clutchers more able to digest deviant behaviour.

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