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Anon factory resets
Submitted 7 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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Num10ck@lemmy.world 7 months ago
jol@discuss.tchncs.de 7 months ago
Of for my fuck boy. He has a label with my name.
humbletightband@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 months ago
Minecraft is gay
GluWu@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Go two knuckles deep and hold the cum button until you reset to the factory settings.
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 7 months ago
careful not to also press the taint, or you do a screenshot
Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Another picture of a pocket?
spiderman@ani.social 7 months ago
pussy so good boy got a factory reset
Omgarm@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Sounds like it overloaded on sex and rebooted while they were having sex with a woman. Like holding the analog stick of your controler when turning it on.
dohpaz42@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Like holding the analog stick of your controller when turning it on.
Isn’t that called masturbation?
RegalPotoo@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Take it out/blow on it/put it back in
thantik@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Become such a degenerate that you loop back around…
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 7 months ago
a l i a s i n g
GlitterInfection@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Pegging is fine, I guess.
janus2@lemmy.zip 7 months ago
when the pussy so good it make ya do the Windows 95 logon noise
Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world 7 months ago
My preferences have heavily shifted.
Used to do guys only but now I’m more into women. Not that I ever say no to a man who grooms himself well.
summerof69@lemm.ee 7 months ago
I too am afraid of having an accidental sex with a woman.
JamesStallion@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
There are no gay people and there are no straight people. These are words made up to make pearl clutchers more able to digest deviant behaviour.
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 7 months ago
How do you accidentally have sex?
dohpaz42@lemmy.world 7 months ago
You can’t tell me you’ve never tripped, fell, and found yourself having sex before? Duh. It’s like so common.
AtariDump@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Image
zaphod@sopuli.xyz 7 months ago
Only ever happens to conservative men and only with other men.
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Maybe he was lying on his back and a partner just got off and a woman saw there was an available penis and got on before OP could say “no hetero”, and by then he felt it and decided to never say it.
lessthanluigi@lemmy.world 7 months ago
“No Hetero” 🤣
Anamana@feddit.de 7 months ago
exocrinous@startrek.website 7 months ago
“Damn bro that ass is tight af. I wonder what you look like with the lights turned on.”
“I’m a woman, anon.”
troybot@midwest.social 7 months ago
There’d be no way of knowing
AlpacaChariot@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Haha thank, I forgot about this gem!
Think it might be time to rewatch the office!
Leviathan@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Fiction
isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de 7 months ago
lots of alcohol I’m guessing
lemurian_time_sorcery@lemmy.world 7 months ago
how do you not
PoliticalAgitator@lemmy.world 7 months ago
It’s probably just a bullshit story to encourage gay people back into the closet.
morphballganon@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Why would this story compel anyone back into the closet?
general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 6 months ago
Lots of alcohol usually