Drawing them yourself shouldn’t count
Brow raising article
Submitted 11 months ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Honytawk@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
arymandias@feddit.de 11 months ago
I know there are a lot of upper-class Tories with a stick up their ars that voted Brexit, but if I think of a Brexit voter this is what I see.
then_three_more@lemmy.world 11 months ago
arymandias@feddit.de 11 months ago
Hey, let’s not resort to racial slurs.
(Btw love the picture they chose in the article.)
matrixrunner@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Liz@midwest.social 11 months ago
Well that photo is the first photo to make me realize Groucho Marx’s eyebrows and mustache were extended with paint.
Blackmist@feddit.uk 11 months ago
I never noticed Cesar Romero’s Joker just painted over his moustache either.
Couldn’t really tell on a 14" TV on the other side of the room.
MossyFeathers@pawb.social 11 months ago
Americans have to use meth to get that kinda glow-up. Damn, Britain.
then_three_more@lemmy.world 11 months ago
She’s from Lincolnshire, so her father is probably her brother.
gmtom@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Oi, this is slander, we might be one of the most awful places in the country, responsible for giving the world Doncaster, Grimsby and Scunthrope, but were not Norfolk.
ZagamTheVile@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Body dysphoria is a real thing.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Yep
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Nasty teeth even by british standards
RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Damn, she painted such big brows and you still noticed her teeth.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Any good horse trader would
Nathanator@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Dentistry, one might hope.
Altomes@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Quick someone get this women a Faygo
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 11 months ago
They’re not eyebrows if they’re painted on. They’re paint.
sirico@feddit.uk 11 months ago
Because putting bits of plastic over them and pretending they’re good never took off here
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It’s the British who have janky teeth. We make fun of them for that too.
ManniSturgis@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
I usually just make fun of their horrible cuisine. Who in their right mind would eat bland mashed peas?
OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
They probably have a shit dental system.
Kinda like how places with poor social safety nets have a bunch of homeless people, or places with bad sex ed have a bunch of pregnant teenagers.
then_three_more@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It’s more that dentistry is more about health than cosmetics.
Z3k3@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Can confirm the UK is in the middle of a dental crisis.
My own experience was waiting on a list at the practice the rest of my family goes to for 5 yrs before they admitted they are short on dentists and haven’t been able to fill spots.
I then had to spend an afternoon phoning around 40 of the local dentists looking for someone that could put me on there books.
On the up side I am getting the tidy up work I have needed since just before lockdown on the teeth I smashed as a drunk teen at last
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Hey I’m pretty sure our bad sex ex is to create pregnant teenagers. I’ve never been able to come up with another sensible reason
Railing5132@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Oof, that stung.
Blackmist@feddit.uk 11 months ago
Because over the last 14 years, the Tories have annihilated NHS dentistry.
Growing up, I’d see a dentist every 6 months or so for a checkup. About ten years ago they swapped most people to appointments every year. Then about 3 years ago they sent me a text telling me that my dentist had left, and they’d tell me when they had another. Given they haven’t contacted me since, I’m assuming that was a typo, and what they actually meant to type was “fuck you”.
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 11 months ago
Prob tattooed on which is a big thing these days for some reason.
TTH4P@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Those are also paint.
Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
Brits, not all of Europe.
Omgboom@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
Her mouth looks like she just got done eating a whole sleeve of Oreos
MrNesser@lemmy.world 11 months ago
She looks like a motorbike did skidmarks on her face
GladiusB@lemmy.world 11 months ago
So there are juggalos in the UK. TIL
partizan@lemm.ee 11 months ago
those are not brows (no hair involved), its just stupid warpaint.
Scheisser@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Reminds me of Uuno Turhapuro, an old Finnish movie character im.mtvuutiset.fi/image/1213728/…/1612132.jpg
Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The only person who will beat her record is herself
bluewing@lemm.ee 11 months ago
I think Groucho did it better. Though if she grew a mustache she could be close.
don@lemm.ee 11 months ago
sus
adj16@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Honestly guys I think we should just let her have this one. I think she needs it.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Totally agree.
Madison420@lemmy.world 11 months ago
She looks like shaggy 2 dope of icp.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shaggy_2_Dope
MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Maggie 2 Dope