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Star Trek Coffees Launching In May With Several Blends

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ValueSubtracted@startrek.website⁩ to ⁨startrek@startrek.website⁩

https://trekmovie.com/2024/04/07/star-trek-coffees-launching-in-may-with-several-blends/

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  • cybervseas@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    What a total miss. Picard needed a tea blend and they should have launched with Janeway’s coffee.

    I’m. I. Why??

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    • Teal@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      And Tuvix could be a limited availability blend. ☕️

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    • Blackout@kbin.run ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      For real! I want coffee that makes my eyes do this:

      Attachment: kbin.run ↗
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      • clacksee@wandering.shop ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        @Blackout @cybervseas @ValueSubtracted
        I don't know. That expression looks like surprise to me. I'm not sure I want my morning coffee to surprise me.

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  • dumbass@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Captains choice, yet it’s Kirk and not Captain Janeway, the tru coffee captain.

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    • sirico@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Just give them money they paid for the picture of the thing you like

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      • dumbass@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        But… I don’t like that one…

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    • Fades@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Seriously! What an outrageous decision

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  • Corgana@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Jesus wept

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    • ValueSubtracted@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      There’s coffee in that cash grab.

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      • Corgana@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        10/10 should have used that for the post title!

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  • x4740N@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I don’t get the point of foods amd beverages as merchandise considering you can find a coffee that’s the same that will be cheaper and more avalible

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    • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      For real. I don’t want X brand coffee in a Spock package.

      I want Spock flavored coffee.

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    • GenderNeutralBro@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      $17.99 for a 12 oz bag.

      Not crazy expensive for premium coffee (if it is indeed that). But most will probably remain unopened as collector’s items anyway.

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      • Anticorp@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I doubt it is that. It’s probably over-roasted garbage like most “gourmet” coffee.

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  • Jaccident@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “Coffee. Black.” “Make it yourself!”

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    • FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Love that episode. The smartass replicator is often quoted in my family lol

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  • veeesix@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Here’s to the finest brew in Starfleet.

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  • Stormygeddon@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Scotty, two to beam up.

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  • The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The redshirt coffee makes you shit immediately

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    • OpenStars@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Life is difficult for redshirts. Fortunately not for long though! :-P

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  • AlexisFR@jlai.lu ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    10Forward is leaking? It’s an elaborate meme, right?

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  • hascat@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I bought some of the Star Trek branded wines a few years back. They were unremarkable.

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    • beefcat@beehaw.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      you’re paying for the branded bottle, not the liquid inside.

      the irony is that i wanted some of those wines, knowing they weren’t good, but i couldn’t order them because i live in one of the shitty states.

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  • Anticorp@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    They better offer a rakajino or however that’s spelled.

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