Ár jů e VíPíeN jůzr ór uan of d hendfl of Čeks eraund hýr?
Don't forget!
Submitted 8 months ago by realitista@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 8 months ago
IndiBrony@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I’m amazed at just how easily I read that. Good work!
realitista@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Já jsem cizinec.
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 8 months ago
Sou e forýn nešnelity bat in d Ček Rypablik? Ezen expet óron vekejšn? Ór džast jůzink e Ček proxy sérvis lájke VíPíeN?
KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 8 months ago
English written in the czech orthography is cursed and i hate it
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 8 months ago
Dérizen intájr sabredyt dedykejtyd tu Ingliš rytn in véryjus kérsd órtografís: ár-sleš-JuropijanSpeling. Nou Lemy eltérnetyf karntly exisc esfárezáj nou.
match@pawb.social 8 months ago
Oh, is Biden injecting 5G into Czechs, too?
jaykay@lemmy.zip 8 months ago
Through speakers apparently. Some sound beams. Wait… can speakers produce 5G frequency? O.o
steersman2484@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Most of them don’t go over 20kHz as this is the max a human can hear. The lowest 5G frequenzy is 450MHz, therefore no, even if you would use sound as a medium.
SirSamuel@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Nah, just cash. That’s why the bills are so cartoony now
Cover_czar@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
What’s happening on Saturday
realitista@lemmy.world 8 months ago
That’s when they send the mind control sound. If you don’t destroy all the speakers by then, you will be under their control.
jballs@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Apprexiate the reminder but I remembered to do this yesterday, thank god!
dab@lemmy.world 8 months ago
It’s now Saturday. What happened to those who forgot to do this?!?
icerunner_origin@startrek.website 8 months ago
Vampire iPhone, stake through the CPU
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 8 months ago
The fuck is this about
Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I have no idea except in my head I’ve decided it’s about Eurovision.
cholesterol@lemmy.world 8 months ago
It’s about making you click
stinerman@midwest.social 8 months ago
It seems like alternatively you could cross the border to some other country and not have to do this anymore. Slovakia gets all the breaks.
comrade19@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Has anyone clicked these to see what we must do?
Ross_audio@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Once out of curiosity.
It’s usually an ad ridden article with AI vomit to make it really long that eventually tells you there’s a point update in iOS.
realitista@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Instructions seem quite clear- pierce your speaker with a toothpick.
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Instructions unclear: I have ruptured my eardrum with 1840s style compass
loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
What real life event is this referencing?
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Aubergine Sunday.
zakobjoa@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Stab your speaker.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 8 months ago
Just hit it with a hammer.
subspaceinterferents@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Stab stab stabby stab stability stab.
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 7 months ago
My wife is a pastry chef and her iPhone holes are full of flour. Is disgusting.
kernelle@0d.gs 8 months ago
Friendly reminder to not use pokey thing into those grills, use a mounting putty, stick it on there and be satisfied when you pull it off. Same thing if you have wireless earbuds where one ear is a different volume.
jaybone@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I thought I was just going deaf.
kernelle@0d.gs 8 months ago
Both can be true!
JoShmoe@ani.social 8 months ago
How do I solve a territorial dispute over who owns the one thunderbolt charger when there used to be two?
kernelle@0d.gs 8 months ago
Are you in the US? Then either guns or lawsuit