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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨realitista@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • kernelle@0d.gs ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Friendly reminder to not use pokey thing into those grills, use a mounting putty, stick it on there and be satisfied when you pull it off. Same thing if you have wireless earbuds where one ear is a different volume.

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    • jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I thought I was just going deaf.

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      • kernelle@0d.gs ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Both can be true!

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    • JoShmoe@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      How do I solve a territorial dispute over who owns the one thunderbolt charger when there used to be two?

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      • kernelle@0d.gs ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Are you in the US? Then either guns or lawsuit

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  • ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Ár jů e VíPíeN jůzr ór uan of d hendfl of Čeks eraund hýr?

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    • IndiBrony@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I’m amazed at just how easily I read that. Good work!

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    • realitista@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Já jsem cizinec.

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      • ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Sou e forýn nešnelity bat in d Ček Rypablik? Ezen expet óron vekejšn? Ór džast jůzink e Ček proxy sérvis lájke VíPíeN?

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    • KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      English written in the czech orthography is cursed and i hate it

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      • ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Dérizen intájr sabredyt dedykejtyd tu Ingliš rytn in véryjus kérsd órtografís: ár-sleš-JuropijanSpeling. Nou Lemy eltérnetyf karntly exisc esfárezáj nou.

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  • match@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Oh, is Biden injecting 5G into Czechs, too?

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    • jaykay@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Through speakers apparently. Some sound beams. Wait… can speakers produce 5G frequency? O.o

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      • steersman2484@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Most of them don’t go over 20kHz as this is the max a human can hear. The lowest 5G frequenzy is 450MHz, therefore no, even if you would use sound as a medium.

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    • SirSamuel@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Nah, just cash. That’s why the bills are so cartoony now

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  • Cover_czar@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    What’s happening on Saturday

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    • realitista@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That’s when they send the mind control sound. If you don’t destroy all the speakers by then, you will be under their control.

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      • jballs@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Ah yes, the mind control sound.

        Image

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  • Asidonhopo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Apprexiate the reminder but I remembered to do this yesterday, thank god!

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  • dab@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s now Saturday. What happened to those who forgot to do this?!?

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    • jol@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      They died…

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      • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Oh jeez.

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    • realitista@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
      [deleted]
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      • arken@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        They were deleted by their creator.

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  • icerunner_origin@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Vampire iPhone, stake through the CPU

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  • Thcdenton@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The fuck is this about

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    • Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I have no idea except in my head I’ve decided it’s about Eurovision.

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    • cholesterol@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It’s about making you click

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  • stinerman@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It seems like alternatively you could cross the border to some other country and not have to do this anymore. Slovakia gets all the breaks.

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  • comrade19@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Has anyone clicked these to see what we must do?

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    • Ross_audio@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Once out of curiosity.

      It’s usually an ad ridden article with AI vomit to make it really long that eventually tells you there’s a point update in iOS.

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    • realitista@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Instructions seem quite clear- pierce your speaker with a toothpick.

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      • RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Instructions unclear: I have ruptured my eardrum with 1840s style compass

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  • loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    What real life event is this referencing?

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    • RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Aubergine Sunday.

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  • zakobjoa@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Stab your speaker.

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    • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Just hit it with a hammer.

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  • subspaceinterferents@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Stab stab stabby stab stability stab.

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  • driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    My wife is a pastry chef and her iPhone holes are full of flour. Is disgusting.

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