Totally hiring this guy instead of a eulogy.

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• ramble81@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  He has a very fitting email address too.

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You’ve got to be memorable in the highly competitive funeral beatboxer business.

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    • Trex202@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Dirtnapbrian 1 through 36 were taken

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• metaStatic@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  He had a lot of nothing to say

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  • eezeebee@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    We’ll miss him

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• Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Putting this in my will. Will request some less somber songs too. You should come.

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  • metaStatic@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    if he isn't at my funeral I'm not coming.

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I don’t plan to show up to mine at all. Fuck those people.

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  • Bezier@suppo.fi ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’ll try to come at your funeral, sure.

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  • ChicoSuave@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Need a somber beat box cover of “In a gadda da vida”

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  • Hovenko@iusearchlinux.fyi ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I like that idea

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• NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Well, can’t be worse than the clown I hired for the last one…

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  • nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You came back for the refund?

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    • NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Turns out the secret to resurrection is terrible puns.

      It does take a sacrifice to make it permanent, though.

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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    He must have put the ‘fun’ in funeral … do you have his number? I’d like to hire him for mine…

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    • NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      1-800-CHK-LFCK.

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• chiliedogg@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m wanting a Korean Journey cover band foy my funeral.

  I want people to party, laugh and have an amazing time, and right at the climax be reminded not to stop Bereavin’.

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  • Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fuck why am I laughing so hard at this

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• nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yo yo yo
  Dis yo buddy
  Dirt Nap Brian 37
  Best juicy postmortem bringing you straight up to Heaven

  You laying down
  so fuckin’ good
  in dat nice cozy coffin
  made a’massive hard wood

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• Rentlar@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Hire Dirt Nap Brian to drop some bars for your funeral service today.

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• Guntrigger@feddit.ch ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I think his main problem is targeting people who have already had funerals. There aren’t many that live to have a second.

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• starman2112@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I really hope my next funeral goes better than my last one. Nobody showed up, not even me

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The same thing happened when Stephen Hawking held a party for time travelers.

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• Rev3rze@feddit.nl ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I believe beardyman to be skilled enough to indeed make it a surprisingly respectful event. Right up until the end when he suddenly launches into fartnoise DnB, of course.

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  • 7heo@lemmy.ml ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I mean his email is Dirt nap Brian after all.

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  • xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Everthing you’re hearing is coming from my mOoOuUuth

    Bun dun dundun Nun dun dundun
    Back when I was a child…

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• TootSweet@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  How to make sure the ghost of Aunt Gertrude haunts you for eternity.

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• tacosanonymous@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Wish I had known about this when my brother committed aliven’t.

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• crawancon@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  life feeds on life feeds in life feeds on (glass casket rises showing maggots on corpse) this

  is

  NECESSARY

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• gregorum@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  let’s hear him beatbox YYZ. it’s be his own funeral.

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  For my funeral I want the organ player from I Think You Should Leave

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