He had a lot of nothing to say
Totally hiring this guy instead of a eulogy.
Submitted 1 year ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Putting this in my will. Will request some less somber songs too. You should come.
metaStatic@kbin.social 1 year ago
if he isn't at my funeral I'm not coming.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I don’t plan to show up to mine at all. Fuck those people.
Bezier@suppo.fi 1 year ago
I’ll try to come at your funeral, sure.
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Need a somber beat box cover of “In a gadda da vida”
Hovenko@iusearchlinux.fyi 1 year ago
I like that idea
NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Well, can’t be worse than the clown I hired for the last one…
nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 1 year ago
You came back for the refund?
NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Turns out the secret to resurrection is terrible puns.
It does take a sacrifice to make it permanent, though.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
He must have put the ‘fun’ in funeral … do you have his number? I’d like to hire him for mine…
NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 1 year ago
1-800-CHK-LFCK.
chiliedogg@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’m wanting a Korean Journey cover band foy my funeral.
I want people to party, laugh and have an amazing time, and right at the climax be reminded not to stop Bereavin’.
Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Fuck why am I laughing so hard at this
nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 1 year ago
Yo yo yo
Dis yo buddy
Dirt Nap Brian 37
Best juicy postmortem bringing you straight up to HeavenYou laying down
so fuckin’ good
in dat nice cozy coffin
made a’massive hard woodRentlar@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Hire Dirt Nap Brian to drop some bars for your funeral service today.
Guntrigger@feddit.ch 1 year ago
I think his main problem is targeting people who have already had funerals. There aren’t many that live to have a second.
starman2112@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I really hope my next funeral goes better than my last one. Nobody showed up, not even me
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The same thing happened when Stephen Hawking held a party for time travelers.
Rev3rze@feddit.nl 1 year ago
I believe beardyman to be skilled enough to indeed make it a surprisingly respectful event. Right up until the end when he suddenly launches into fartnoise DnB, of course.
7heo@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
I mean his email is Dirt nap Brian after all.
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Everthing you’re hearing is coming from my mOoOuUuth
Bun dun dundun Nun dun dundun
Back when I was a child…
TootSweet@lemmy.world 1 year ago
How to make sure the ghost of Aunt Gertrude haunts you for eternity.
tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Wish I had known about this when my brother committed aliven’t.
crawancon@lemm.ee 1 year ago
life feeds on life feeds in life feeds on (glass casket rises showing maggots on corpse) this
is
NECESSARY
gregorum@lemm.ee 1 year ago
let’s hear him beatbox YYZ. it’s be his own funeral.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 year ago
For my funeral I want the organ player from I Think You Should Leave
ramble81@lemm.ee 1 year ago
He has a very fitting email address too.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You’ve got to be memorable in the highly competitive funeral beatboxer business.
Trex202@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Dirtnapbrian 1 through 36 were taken