He had a lot of nothing to say
Totally hiring this guy instead of a eulogy.
Submitted 7 months ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Putting this in my will. Will request some less somber songs too. You should come.
metaStatic@kbin.social 7 months ago
if he isn't at my funeral I'm not coming.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I don’t plan to show up to mine at all. Fuck those people.
Bezier@suppo.fi 7 months ago
I’ll try to come at your funeral, sure.
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Need a somber beat box cover of “In a gadda da vida”
Hovenko@iusearchlinux.fyi 7 months ago
I like that idea
NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Well, can’t be worse than the clown I hired for the last one…
nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 7 months ago
You came back for the refund?
NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Turns out the secret to resurrection is terrible puns.
It does take a sacrifice to make it permanent, though.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
He must have put the ‘fun’ in funeral … do you have his number? I’d like to hire him for mine…
NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 7 months ago
1-800-CHK-LFCK.
chiliedogg@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I’m wanting a Korean Journey cover band foy my funeral.
I want people to party, laugh and have an amazing time, and right at the climax be reminded not to stop Bereavin’.
Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Fuck why am I laughing so hard at this
nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 7 months ago
Yo yo yo
Dis yo buddy
Dirt Nap Brian 37
Best juicy postmortem bringing you straight up to HeavenYou laying down
so fuckin’ good
in dat nice cozy coffin
made a’massive hard woodRentlar@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
Hire Dirt Nap Brian to drop some bars for your funeral service today.
Guntrigger@feddit.ch 7 months ago
I think his main problem is targeting people who have already had funerals. There aren’t many that live to have a second.
starman2112@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
I really hope my next funeral goes better than my last one. Nobody showed up, not even me
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 months ago
The same thing happened when Stephen Hawking held a party for time travelers.
Rev3rze@feddit.nl 7 months ago
I believe beardyman to be skilled enough to indeed make it a surprisingly respectful event. Right up until the end when he suddenly launches into fartnoise DnB, of course.
7heo@lemmy.ml 7 months ago
I mean his email is Dirt nap Brian after all.
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Everthing you’re hearing is coming from my mOoOuUuth
Bun dun dundun Nun dun dundun
Back when I was a child…
TootSweet@lemmy.world 7 months ago
How to make sure the ghost of Aunt Gertrude haunts you for eternity.
tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Wish I had known about this when my brother committed aliven’t.
crawancon@lemm.ee 7 months ago
life feeds on life feeds in life feeds on (glass casket rises showing maggots on corpse) this
is
NECESSARY
gregorum@lemm.ee 7 months ago
let’s hear him beatbox YYZ. it’s be his own funeral.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 months ago
For my funeral I want the organ player from I Think You Should Leave
ramble81@lemm.ee 7 months ago
He has a very fitting email address too.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 months ago
You’ve got to be memorable in the highly competitive funeral beatboxer business.
Trex202@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Dirtnapbrian 1 through 36 were taken