Comment on Fruit Flies

SerpentPeaked@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

• rtxn@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Emperor penguins and king penguins are not descendants of any royal bloodline and do not have an understanding of monarchical governments.

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  • InverseParallax@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Gray Knights have been dispatched to your location, please stand by.

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    • rtxn@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Awesome, this daemon infestation on my computer (Gentoo of course) is really starting to annoy me.

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  • Demdaru@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Better yet, they aren’t actually penguins - they were just called that because they resembled real penguins.

    Which are literally dead today, because they dared live close to humans.

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    • Anticorp@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      because they dared live close to humans.

      Poor dumb bastards.

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  • EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    You sound like a conspiracy wonk.

    They are the only true emperors & kings recognized by the flightless aristocracy.

    Tis the human “royals” who are living lies!

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  • PapaStevesy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Don’t even mention macaroni penguins…so disappointing.

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    • scutiger@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Are you suggesting they’re not good with cheese?

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      • PapaStevesy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Not only that, they are completely and entirely noodleless.

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  • TachyonTele@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Ha! That’s a good one. You almost had me for a second.

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  • JohnWorks@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    What the fuck…

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• ieatpwns@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Someone tell this guy about Jeremy bearimy and timey wimey space stuff

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  • whotookkarl@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    A time, B time, and lunch time.

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• Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  A man in a very tight suit with a blue box once told me it’s more wibbly-wobbly.

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  • I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Fish fingers and custard was also a lie

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  • einlander@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Was he gender, species, and time fluid?

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    • Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      All the fluids. Except water on Mars, he didn’t like that one bit.

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• angrystego@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Does an arrow fly at all?

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  • Klear@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Calm down, Zeno.

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• southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Nah, it just trips into the future

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  • Anticorp@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Trippin’, trippin’, trippin’

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Mosquito hawks do not, in fact, eat mosquitos.

  I no longer respect those annoying fuckers.

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• Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Does time not fly like an arrow?

  Does time fly not like an arrow?

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  • OldWoodFrame@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    When we’re having fun.

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