Comment on Well?? Does it??

Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• gnutrino@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Friendly reminder to make sure whatever you’ree sticking up there has a flared base so you don’t end up with an embarrassing A&E visit.

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  • the_grass_trainer@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I don’t care for the A&E channel, so hopefully they have something else when i arrive.

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  • Betch@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Or you could find yourself freaking out at 7am with your arm up your ass all the way to the elbow trying to grab that cute heart shaped buttplug that was way too small and somehow just kept crawling further and further up your ass while just praying you won’t have to go to the ER.

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    • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Use a cucumber. That way if it’s gets stuck and you have to go to the ER, you can just be like “I must have forgotten to chew 🤷🏻‍♂️”

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      • werefreeatlast@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Or a banana because if you peeled it it would be just fine, and if you didn’t, you could just pull the peal out and then it would be totally fine.

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        My garden doesn’t grow any flared cucumbers, but I know a cucumber scientist/engineer (no, really) so I’ll get back to you in 3 to 5 generations.

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  • MJKee9@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Without a base… Without a trace… Thank you jjgo!

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    • FiniteLooper@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Getting August started early this year I see

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  • stoicmaverick@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Whatever. I saw a video of a guy sat on a mason jar one time and NOTHING BAD HAPPENED… Or that’s how I remember it anyway.

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    • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ah, the edited version.

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      • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        For when it’s on broadcast TV.

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    • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Fun fact I like to bring up every time I see this referenced: He started with coke bottles in his bathtub, he continues his glass in ass activities after he healed up, and his wife is very supportive. Read an interview with him back in the good ol’ days of bestgore yore.

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      • stoicmaverick@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Well now I want to read an interview with his wife. I think I actually have MORE questions for her than him.

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• jeremyparker@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m not opposed to the idea but it doesn’t seem like the kind of thing you can just try one time. Isn’t there some kind of preparation phase to be able to handle …“stuff”?

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  • Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The two most important things, are

    1. A good wash, and optionally a little bit of douching (extra fancy guide) if you want to push it

    2. Lube. However much you think you need, more than that. Simple oils can work fine. Soap is horrible. Store bought water lube is best.

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    • Meron35@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      For 2. spend the time and do a “spot” test similar to laundry detergents. Some lubes can be very irritating and burn (usually the really cheap ones). It can be somewhat confusing because both the physical stretch and substance irritation feel like a burning sensation.

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    • Whippygoatcream@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I personally prefer silicone-based lube for back door play. Lasts a LOT longer, doesn’t get sticky (can get dry, but nowhere near as quickly as water-based, in which case, just apply more lube,) and the overall glide just feels better imo. Clean-up is a little bit more intensive. Just a light scrub with soap and warm water, instead of a quick rinse or wipe. Toy play is a good warm-up. Just make sure your toy is specifically compatible with silicone-based lube or else you risk major problems.

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  • Graphy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Pretend you’re in high school again and just use spit

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      We didn’t all play trombone graphy

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    • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Idk what you mean, in high school my spit jar was barely half full. Now I have enough saved up to do whatever I want, but only because I didn’t waste it early.

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  • jol@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Do you need oreparation to poop? Your ass is stretchy.

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    • xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I was convinced oreparation is a real word longer than I would admit.

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    • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I think the whole prepping is to avoid surprise pooping

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• Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  An acquaintance of mine had his prostate removed due to cancer and he confirmed that butt sex no longer feels pleasurable. I imagine it’s the same for women.

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  • angrystego@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    So now the important question is: Does pooping feel different for men and women?

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