You want a bulb? Real men stub their toes in the dark.
Comment on "feminine"
CameronDev@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
Bed frames are feminine, put that mattress on the floor. While your at it, get rid of the sheets, bare mattress it up.
Lighting is too fancy, fancy is feminine. Plain flickering bulb is what you want for ambiance.
nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Psssshhhh!!! I stub my toe in the daylight! I stub my toe when there isn’t even anything TO stub your toe on!
I’m just clumsy.
sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I think if it is that terrible bright white kind of bulb, it will be ok. 😉
ms_lane@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
8500K temp and CRI of ‘no’ - sounds right.
TehWorld@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Chat: I added some CTB jells but I think there are some stray violet frequencies getting through.
I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I don’t understand the bed frame. Is it a 2 inch mattress on a platform frame? You’re going to bang your shin on that so hard.
Also, the bed is blocking the closet doors because, I’m assuming… closets are for ladies?
johntwinkletits@fedinsfw.app 2 weeks ago
Semicolon my dude
CameronDev@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
Semicolons are feminine
M137@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
YOU’RE*
How is it so hard to get right?
CameronDev@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
Spellibg, grammar and literacy are feminine
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You joke, but that was my setup for years
CameronDev@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
I bet you’re manly as fuck
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Heroine? Like a female superhero? I uh…I dunno man. We’ve already established that I am very manly.
Then again, Wonder Woman would be a heroine, and she’s probably more manly that emo ass Batman!
Waaaah!!! Waaaah!!! My parents died!
Both of Spidermans parents died. And his uncle ben. And you don’t see him being a little emo pussy.
Well, except in Spiderman 3. But we don’t talk about that one.
aaaa@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
I’ll have you know, I hate your take on Batman
It’s accurate, but I’m still mad about it
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That was my place in Florida. I think I even had the audacity to bring a girl there. IIRC we ended up back at her place.
PacMan@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Needs a ghetto cricket too. If you don’t have one you can make one. Go get a smoke alarm and find the shittiest battery that powers it just enough to chirp
CameronDev@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
Perfect for zoom meetings
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
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darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
How did you get a picture of my 1st apartment bedroom?
OwOarchist@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
Flock camera.
CameronDev@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
Chandelier is a bit feminine
I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Women hate overhead lighting. We decided at the meeting.
decolo@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
This is a hell of a way to discover I’m a women
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I fully believe that; almost all of the women in my family vastly prefer table lamps. I inherited all 19 of my grandmother’s.
Lyrl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
For the first forty years of my life, I could not understand people (including my mom) who disliked overhead lighting. Now, I would way rather fumble in the dark than have that stuff glaring at me (grudging exception if I am using a knife in the kitchen). I don’t understand what changed.
HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
sorry, those are my cursed glass daggers of illumination.
CameronDev@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
Oh, my mistake, very metal, not feminine.
HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
you may not like it, but this is what peak male interior design performance looks like
diaphragmwp@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
this but unironically
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’m picky. I need a fluffy blanket and a comforter on the air mattress to be fully comfy.
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You may not like it, but this is what building wealth and saving for early retirement looks like.