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homes@piefed.world 1 month ago
OK, I gotta know: what’s a “sloppy toppy“?
Don’t listen to the perverts. A sloppy toppy is an ice cream, typically served in a cone, with extra syrup (caramel, chocolate, etc) drizzled on top. The excess results in the syrup dripping off, making it “sloppy” if you aren’t fast enough to lick it all off.
So next time you are at an ice cream parlour ask for a sloppy toppy.
True story: Hawaiian Punch started as a fruity ice cream topping. Then people started diluting the syrup in water and drinking the result
Blowjob
Not just any blowjob
That’s it? That’s a little disappointing…
What could you have possibly expected
Maybe trow some chicken vomit in the mix?
You know how when you gag, you produce a thick slimy mucous? Basically imagine that but all over the place. That’s proper sloppy toppy.
OK, I gotta know: what’s a “sloppy toppy“?
Well it ain’t no where as good as a Rusty Venture…
Just by chance, while walking home from class, one day, I ran into Doc Hammer just standing on the street smoking a cigarette. And I got the chance to ask him what a Rusty Venture was. His response?
“What do you think it is?”
Brilliant. We ended up walking several bucks down to Washington Square, Park together before we parted ways. He is a very interesting fellow.
The joke is that it’s always the most disgusting sex act that person can conceive of. Basically a venture bros themed aristocrats.
Whatever you showed him must have cured his austim
It sounds like letting Willy Wonka fuck you
Willy Wonka and the sex toy factory. “You know Charlie, no other factory in the world mixes their lube by waterfall.”
Hold your breath
Make a wish
Count to three
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Cum with me, and you’ll see
Why I’m on the sexual list of predation
Take a look and you’ll see
Into my world of perverse ideation
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We’ll begin, with a spin
Riding the edge of gooner civilization
What we see will defy
Perversion
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If you want to feel paradise
Simply stuff yourself right through it
Anything you want to, do it
Want to forget the world?
Just moan and goon it
Anything you wish,
There’s nothing to it…,
Come with me,
And you’ll be,
In a world of double penetration,
Oh fuck, you have me doing it now.
You have a gift. I’m not entirely certain that you are using it to the full potential with the art that you just produced.
You have a gift. I’m not entirely certain that you are using it to the full potential with the art that you just produced.
Pretty much this
Risky click of the day
Ah the good Ole days
Read your edit and my only question is: are you gonna buy grapefruits?
No. I’m already pretty awesome at sucking dick, plus I got other tricks that don’t require any “assistance“.
I am intrigued to ask for a proof that you are better than a grapefruit…
Or at least testi(cle)monials.
wuffah@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Well son, that’s when a loose woman slobs on your knob like corn on the cob.
Naich@piefed.world 1 month ago
🎶 that’s amore 🎶
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 1 month ago
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hakunawazo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
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ashenone@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
When you getting that hob goblin knob slobberin double decker pecker wrecker
theroastedtoaster@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
You’re telling me I’ve been eating corn wrong this while time??
TachyonTele@piefed.social 1 month ago
Silly. You’re supposed to eat the corn wong!
Arcadeep@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I… But… Teeth??