Yeah it starts ticking back up after 2 monitors
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Overspark@piefed.social 3 months ago
Image I guess we need to extend this chart somewhat…
zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Overspark@piefed.social 3 months ago
It really doesn’t, and I day that as someone who often had 3 or 4 monitors on his desk 😂
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 3 months ago
in the mean time some of the executives replaced themselves with an assistant using AI responses and they haven’t done any work in over a year and somehow we are saying they were important.
SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Five or more monitors is typically for traders watching charts and news simultaneously. Those rake in a bit more than grunts.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 months ago
And you go back down to a laptop for mechanics and the like
Overspark@piefed.social 3 months ago
The salary you make doesn’t say much about your position in the company. Traders are still wage slaves IMHO, they’re just paid more than others, and only if they’re successful.
DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Needs a log scale x-axis
ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Yeah and the wild thing is that the importance axis is cut-off, by the time it reaches 10+ screens that’s the single most important employee who if they were runover by a bus tomorrow, the company will just randomly implode one day when something only they know how to maintain just falls over and no contractor can untangle the spaghetti infrastructure.
The thing is, they haven’t had a pay rise since screen 6 but somehow are just unphased even by inflation.
TransNeko@lemmy.world 3 months ago
nope. you just need to adjust a few things. 2 monitors for corporate serfs (rename middle management to serfs) and 4+ for corporate slaves. upper management gets a laptop and a normal monitor. executives can stay the same. CEO needs 2 phones.
VonReposti@feddit.dk 3 months ago
CEO needs 2 phones
Is the second one for the coke dealer?
TransNeko@lemmy.world 3 months ago
no it’s for their new Epstein style dealer
Rooster326@programming.dev 3 months ago
I think the current dogma is CEO gets a phone with 2 screens.
Soon to be 3 with the Samsung (You can’t afford it anyways).
TransNeko@lemmy.world 3 months ago
why the fuck would I want a 2 or 3 screen phone. have you seen how flimsy and breakable they are?
Rooster326@programming.dev 3 months ago
If you can afford a 3 screen phone. You wouldn’t need to worry about the cost.
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Okay I use a 50” TV as a monitor. What am I?
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 3 months ago
Unemployed?
Overspark@piefed.social 3 months ago
redsand@infosec.pub 3 months ago
Those executive ultabook, touch screen super thin and lites are such shit. Fragile, usually run hot, sometimes the SSD is even soldered, and fuck you if you want to get parts or service.
multifariace@lemmy.world 3 months ago
The most important is at the bottom of that curve, right?
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
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ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 3 months ago
A: There’s a correlation between screen size and your importance in the company; P: The most important has the most screen, right?; He looks at her; P: The most important has the most screen, right?
DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Well, yes, but also the lowest-paid.
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 3 months ago
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