Comment on WHERE THE FUCK IS THE CURSOR?

Overspark@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

• multifariace@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  The most important is at the bottom of that curve, right?

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  • explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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    • ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      A: There’s a correlation between screen size and your importance in the company; P: The most important has the most screen, right?; He looks at her; P: The most important has the most screen, right?

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  • DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Well, yes, but also the lowest-paid.

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  • bitjunkie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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• zalgotext@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Yeah it starts ticking back up after 2 monitors

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  • Overspark@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It really doesn’t, and I day that as someone who often had 3 or 4 monitors on his desk 😂

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    • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      in the mean time some of the executives replaced themselves with an assistant using AI responses and they haven’t done any work in over a year and somehow we are saying they were important.

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    • SlurpingPus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Five or more monitors is typically for traders watching charts and news simultaneously. Those rake in a bit more than grunts.

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      • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        And you go back down to a laptop for mechanics and the like

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      • Overspark@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        The salary you make doesn’t say much about your position in the company. Traders are still wage slaves IMHO, they’re just paid more than others, and only if they’re successful.

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• redsand@infosec.pub ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Those executive ultabook, touch screen super thin and lites are such shit. Fragile, usually run hot, sometimes the SSD is even soldered, and fuck you if you want to get parts or service.

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• DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Needs a log scale x-axis

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  • ThePyroPython@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Yeah and the wild thing is that the importance axis is cut-off, by the time it reaches 10+ screens that’s the single most important employee who if they were runover by a bus tomorrow, the company will just randomly implode one day when something only they know how to maintain just falls over and no contractor can untangle the spaghetti infrastructure.

    The thing is, they haven’t had a pay rise since screen 6 but somehow are just unphased even by inflation.

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• TransNeko@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  nope. you just need to adjust a few things. 2 monitors for corporate serfs (rename middle management to serfs) and 4+ for corporate slaves. upper management gets a laptop and a normal monitor. executives can stay the same. CEO needs 2 phones.

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  • VonReposti@feddit.dk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    CEO needs 2 phones

    Is the second one for the coke dealer?

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    • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      coke, prostitutes, bribery, etc.,

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      • VonReposti@feddit.dk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I should get a second phone

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    • TransNeko@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      no it’s for their new Epstein style dealer

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  • Rooster326@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I think the current dogma is CEO gets a phone with 2 screens.

    Soon to be 3 with the Samsung (You can’t afford it anyways).

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    • TransNeko@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      why the fuck would I want a 2 or 3 screen phone. have you seen how flimsy and breakable they are?

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      • Rooster326@programming.dev ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        If you can afford a 3 screen phone. You wouldn’t need to worry about the cost.

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• SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Okay I use a 50” TV as a monitor. What am I?

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  • Simulation6@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Unemployed?

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  • Overspark@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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