start cyber security job
am 27, BSc, MSc, 4 years of xp
entire team is over 50 with one youngling at 45
none of them have any formal IT qualifications whatsoever
boss does not know how to read
clearly just reads the first few words of a sentence and guesses the rest
only writes in 3-4 word sentences without punctuation and capitalization
only time anyone writes any detailed amount of text is obviously with copilot
they refuse to use Jira because it’s “too complicated” even though we all have licenses to it and there’s a security project already set up
have me log ticket statuses in a spreadsheet instead
but only for 2 weeks, after no one checks it
all communication is 3-4 sentence emails in threads with 20+ people 100+ emails each going back years
boss proceeds to talk about how he feels for the fact women don’t get to speak while not letting me speak a single word
almost every time I try to add to a conversation in a group meeting it’s taken as an attack
team’s main project is to put the password manager behind the same password manager
half of them are constantly having very basic computer problems
boss opens group convo on teams only to complain there’s “too many messages” and that he can’t keep up
I provide summaries in a few short paragraphs but he doesn’t read them
Boss says he doesn’t have access to a system but he’s really just unable or unwilling to locate the sign in button
I complete tasks, but they’re never checked on by anyone or followed up by anyone
at annual review receive complaints that I’m not doing enough but no specifics
how positively I’m perceived on a given day seems to not correlate with any work done
seems to mostly depend on how I look in meetings
try to make small talk
most don’t seem to understand the concept
one proceeds to show me his entire house, room by room
it’s completely empty and unfurnished
wut.jpg
ask them if they like to do self-hosting or play ctfs or hackthebox
no one has any idea what any of what I said is
ask one if he’s seen movie_name
Very awkward pause
barks: “No”
Drops off meeting because he had a windows update
He uses a Mac
One talks about crypto
Huge crypto guy
I somewhat jokingly ask him if he’s got XMR
he doesn’t know what that is
Honestly bros I don’t wanna be fired because job searching is hell but there’s a part of me that will breathe a sigh of relief when I eventually am. Quirky star wars shit here I come.
Image
TootSweet@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Honestly, based.
I take it back. Good god.