Comment on Hostile architecture

• PP_BOY_@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Or yo mamma and yo daddy at once

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  • kameecoding@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    False, their mama would take up both ends of the bench

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      their mama just that fat

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  • JoShmoe@ani.social ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    We’re in 2026 now, you can get two flawless robot whatevers to blowjob you.

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    • SkyezOpen@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The xSlut by Elon Musk is on hold after several dicks were bitten off during testing. What’s that? Nevermind I just received word that they’re moving to immediate deployment.

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  • fartographer@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    My dad is dead, so zombie fan-fic fans can have a little treat

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• Fedizen@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  But not two disabled people. Alas, this bench discriminates.

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  • CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Mentally disabled, or physically?

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  • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Three wheelchair users giving double-handjobs to two seated men. So the bench design still has you beat. It’s IMPECCABLE (im-pecker-ble), no slander that you level at this piece of ingenious public infrastructure will ever stick.

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  • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    INSTALL THE PIT OF GENDER NEUTRAL HANDJOBS!

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  • anomnom@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Unless it’s the wheelchair user dual wielding.

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  • KoboldCoterie@pawb.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Maybe it’s intended to let a homeless person give two handjobs at once. Did you ever think of that?

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    • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I see the vision now… “give a man a handjob and he’ll still be homeless. Give a man a station to perform handjobs in the park and he might be able to earn a place to sleep if he’s good enough at it”

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• tourist@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I normally don’t read usernames, so I got fucking brain fried trying to figure out what a Finjamin is

  Like, it looks like a word I should remember but it isn’t even a word

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