Comment on Lemmy: Beans

• RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  You can’t fix her, bro.

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  • Railcar8095@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    She doesn’t need fixing

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    • darkdemize@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      She works in advertising. She doesn’t need fixing. These statements are mutually exclusive.

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      • anomnom@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Yup, worked in advertising. No longer work in advertising. Life much better. Just quite a bit poorer.

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      She just needs her fix

      Of ads

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• ebolapie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I’m just here to dogpile on marketing majors

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  • bitjunkie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Nothing to ad Image

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Got Milk?

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    • ebolapie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I love dairy on its own merits, they didn’t need to install the DFA MKULTRA trigger word in me

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    • kautau@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I’ve got nipples, Greg.

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    • Atropos@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      No, but I’m hungry for apples.

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      • FudgyMcTubbs@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        My man!

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• Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Has she considered upgrading to being unemployed. Or maybe becomming something at least slightly more morally sound like a prison guard or an ice agent.

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• W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Wait. Are you me? I have this same story.

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  • Railcar8095@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Not sure. Did you do a lot of bad life decisions? Then I might be you

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    • W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Nope! Not me. Phew.

      But sorry for yours. Seriously.

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  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    “IFVYOU LIKE PIŇA COLADA…”

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  • Samsy@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Fun fact: I have a github repo with a whitelist for Google ads.

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• Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  OK, that one sounds fair.

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