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cdf12345@lemm.ee 1 year ago
The Teenage Mormon strategy!
FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
HowAbt2day@futurology.today 1 year ago
Articles have stated that soaking does not prevent the spread of sexually transmitted infection and may still result in pregnancy.[3]
…All the risk without the fun… Like sticking an alcohol drenched tampon in your booty hole.
CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
All the risk without the fun
You’ve summarized religion in one phrase.
swab148@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Like sticking an alcohol drenched tampon in your booty hole.
I hope this isn’t knowledge from experience
HowAbt2day@futurology.today 1 year ago
Which one?
blind3rdeye@lemm.ee 1 year ago
From your point of view it is ‘all the risk’, but you must understand that the biggest most important risk is what they are trying to avoid: going to hell. For people who believe in that kind of thing, it’s the only risk of any real significance.
Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 1 year ago
Like sticking an alcohol drenched tampon in your booty hole.
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 1 year ago
Is
Is it weird that I find this gross compared to actual sex?
Like sex is awesome, this is
I can’t think of a way to describe it other than weird as fuck
TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
After our first child, when my ex was finally given the all clear for sexual activity from her obgyn, she was so pent up from going a long time without plus all the crazy hormones still raging about in her body when we finally got to it, she started orgasming immediately as i went inside and told me not to move or it would be too much for her. We just laid there “soaking” while she orgasmed over and over. She eventually calmed down after several minutes and I was able to do my business like normal.
Siegfried@lemmy.world 1 year ago
This dude’s dick’s sole presence drives women crazy. Impressive
grue@lemmy.world 1 year ago
weird
asfuckFundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
Honestly it’s kinda nice for a lil. Not religious people just describe it as “cockwarming”. But idk its not the best sensation obvsly.
JennyLaFae@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
Nobody tell them about Jump Humping
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
Fuck. I was so thrown by the weird preview picture that I didn’t even register that there’s an entire Wikipedia article for it.
thessnake03@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Those images lol
FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
The wikihow style sex illustrations are oddly common on wikipedia lmao.
DeathsEmbrace@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Technically trying to cheat your way out makes the punishment worse
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
The teenage mom strategy
AtariDump@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Image
SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Don’t forget jump humping!
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Hump+Jump…
“When a friend jumps on the bed to create a sex-like movement while another couple are engaging in soaking.”
Religon is a hell of a drug
grue@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That is not only both funny and sad, it’s also legitimately kinkier than a lot of non-religious people’s sex lives.
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 1 year ago
yup. hell no magic underwear either
Karjalan@lemmy.world 1 year ago
This is one of those things that I feel like someone made up as a joke and it got out of hand.
Now that it exists though, I have no doubt people will have read about it and tried it
Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It reminds me of the joke in Curb Your Enthusiasm about ?Muslims? having sex by cutting a hole in a bed sheet.
pineapplelover@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Kinda like a threesome