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cdf12345@lemm.ee 7 months ago
The Teenage Mormon strategy!
FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 months ago
HowAbt2day@futurology.today 7 months ago
Articles have stated that soaking does not prevent the spread of sexually transmitted infection and may still result in pregnancy.[3]
…All the risk without the fun… Like sticking an alcohol drenched tampon in your booty hole.
CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 months ago
All the risk without the fun
You’ve summarized religion in one phrase.
swab148@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Like sticking an alcohol drenched tampon in your booty hole.
I hope this isn’t knowledge from experience
HowAbt2day@futurology.today 7 months ago
Which one?
blind3rdeye@lemm.ee 7 months ago
From your point of view it is ‘all the risk’, but you must understand that the biggest most important risk is what they are trying to avoid: going to hell. For people who believe in that kind of thing, it’s the only risk of any real significance.
Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 7 months ago
Like sticking an alcohol drenched tampon in your booty hole.
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 7 months ago
Is
Is it weird that I find this gross compared to actual sex?
Like sex is awesome, this is
I can’t think of a way to describe it other than weird as fuck
TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
After our first child, when my ex was finally given the all clear for sexual activity from her obgyn, she was so pent up from going a long time without plus all the crazy hormones still raging about in her body when we finally got to it, she started orgasming immediately as i went inside and told me not to move or it would be too much for her. We just laid there “soaking” while she orgasmed over and over. She eventually calmed down after several minutes and I was able to do my business like normal.
Siegfried@lemmy.world 7 months ago
This dude’s dick’s sole presence drives women crazy. Impressive
grue@lemmy.world 7 months ago
weird
asfuckFundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 months ago
Honestly it’s kinda nice for a lil. Not religious people just describe it as “cockwarming”. But idk its not the best sensation obvsly.
JennyLaFae@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 months ago
Nobody tell them about Jump Humping
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 months ago
Fuck. I was so thrown by the weird preview picture that I didn’t even register that there’s an entire Wikipedia article for it.
thessnake03@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Those images lol
FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 months ago
The wikihow style sex illustrations are oddly common on wikipedia lmao.
DeathsEmbrace@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Technically trying to cheat your way out makes the punishment worse
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 months ago
The teenage mom strategy
AtariDump@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Image
SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Don’t forget jump humping!
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Hump+Jump…
“When a friend jumps on the bed to create a sex-like movement while another couple are engaging in soaking.”
Religon is a hell of a drug
grue@lemmy.world 7 months ago
That is not only both funny and sad, it’s also legitimately kinkier than a lot of non-religious people’s sex lives.
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 7 months ago
yup. hell no magic underwear either
Karjalan@lemmy.world 7 months ago
This is one of those things that I feel like someone made up as a joke and it got out of hand.
Now that it exists though, I have no doubt people will have read about it and tried it
Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world 7 months ago
It reminds me of the joke in Curb Your Enthusiasm about ?Muslims? having sex by cutting a hole in a bed sheet.
pineapplelover@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Kinda like a threesome