Comment on Three original movies are being released in theaters today

Stern@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

• tiramichu@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  You see Statham on the poster, you know exactly what you are getting.

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  • Apocalypteroid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Oi, I’m from fackin landan you, cant. jump kick to the head

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    • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      So aufentic it makes me homesick, innit?

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    • espacesvide@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Nomean?

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Ferocious bald man

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  • steeznson@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I was surprised by just how far they pushed the ending of The Meg 2. That might be only a film I like though!

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• turtle@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Jason Statham is like his own IP now, similar to superhero or star wars movies. Should we call it the “Jason Statham universe”?

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  • Tenkard@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    You mean the Stathamverse?

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    • turtle@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Haha, yes, that!

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• wildcardology@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  He had all kinds of jobs. First transporter, a mechanic and then a bee keeper.

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  • Klordok@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    And an extensive military career as a highly trained operative in every private and government special program.

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  • hopelessrespawner@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Sounds like… a working man 😂

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  • dicksteele@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    He is the Johnny sins of the acting world, obviously not as accomplished still.

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  • Slovene@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Plus a diver and a dancer in music videos. But these two in real life.

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• ghostlychonk@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  He’s like the AC/DC of acting: you know exactly what you’re getting each time.

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• Blackmist@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  “From the director of The Beekeeper” is enough to make me uninterested in this.

  That movie sucked, even for a “Jason Statham kills people for 90 minutes” movie.

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  • barneypiccolo@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Hmmm, sounds like something I’ll like.

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    • Krauerking@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      If you just like “Shoot Em Up” movies and aren’t turned off by the idea of Paul Giamatti sucking on a dead woman’s milky tit then I have the movie for you.

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      • barneypiccolo@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        I’m listening…

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• Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Sounds VERY original.

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• hopelessrespawner@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  It looks so generic 😑

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• dovah@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  And we love to see it!

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• RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  *except Spy

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  • SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I once jumped a car onto a moving train while on fire

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  • MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    And Snatch

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• CluckN@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  It looks like a carbon copy of Bee Keeper

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  • ogeist@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    “I just want to do my job” -Jason Statham in Transporter/Beekeeper/Working Man

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