Say hello to her kitty
Her pussy
Submitted 11 months ago by STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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FreeAZ@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I don’t want eyes anymore, thank you
Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 11 months ago
I’ll take them, just in a bag, thanks!
jopepa@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Whiskered for her pleasure.
Amnesius@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Ask for an ID
GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 11 months ago
You’re supposed to bounce her, not be a bouncer
Lemminary@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Step femboy, what are you doing?
GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Say いいね and pound that pompompurin
RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Always finish on the bach, never on debussy.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 11 months ago
As long as she’s 18 I’d smash that shit hard.
Smoogs@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Evidently take your phone out and post a meme about it.
Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk 11 months ago
What does baddie mean in this context?
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
in the 1600s the adverb “bad” went from meaning “incorrect” to being an intensifier - “he wanted that badly” (meaning he wanted it very much, as opposed to his want being poorly formed).
This form of hyperbole has extended over the years and orphaned to a point where now the [he wanted that] part is inferred and we can refer to something as “badass” or “baddie”, understanding subconsciously that is implied that it’s an extender of wanting/liking something “a lot” (“badly”).
smeg@feddit.uk 11 months ago
Villain, you know, like Sauron or Thanos. Imagine you’re about to shag one of them and they pull out a kawaii jonny, WWYD?
metaStatic@kbin.social 11 months ago
100% chance she put a pin through those.
violetraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
Jokes on him, I got an orchiectomy
banneryear1868@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Jokes on her I got a vasectomy.
dauerstaender@feddit.de 11 months ago
[deleted]db2@lemmy.world 11 months ago
\ /STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Don’t even joke about that.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
I like to wait a bit as well.
EmoBean@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Ask if they’re snug fit. I’m long and thin, like a pencil.
match@pawb.social 11 months ago
Why would she have the condoms?
Croquette@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Because some guys try to use the “oops I didn’t bring any condom” to try and rawdog it.
If it’s a genuine mistake, then the gal can still have safe fun. Otherwise, if the guy is combative about the condom, it’s a big red flag. Win/Win for her.
wazzupdog@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Why wouldn’t she? I know lots of gals who have condoms, just in case. Women have plenty of reasons to have them (maybe even more than most men).
match@pawb.social 11 months ago
How would she know what size of condition to have
violetraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
Because we’re the baddies. Keep up.
EmoBean@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Omg! U slut!
altima_neo@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
Ask if she’s got a cinnamoroll one
Aremel@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Let’s do it to it.
havokdj@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Meow
MistressRemilia@lemmy.sdf.org 11 months ago
Ask if she wants the second one
BlitzKrieg2552@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Use my own condom because I’d never trust a crazy woman to not have tampered with them
curiousaur@reddthat.com 11 months ago
They’re for her dick.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 11 months ago
This keeps getting better.
BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Oh! Then never mind, then
RoseRose56@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It turn out she has a hug strap on.
Vilian@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
no woman who have a hello kitty condom is crazy