Her pussy

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• BlitzKrieg2552@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Use my own condom because I’d never trust a crazy woman to not have tampered with them

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  • curiousaur@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    They’re for her dick.

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      This keeps getting better.

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    • BleatingZombie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Oh! Then never mind, then

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    • RoseRose56@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It turn out she has a hug strap on.

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  • Vilian@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    no woman who have a hello kitty condom is crazy

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• FreeAZ@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Say hello to her kitty

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  • RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I don’t want eyes anymore, thank you

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    • Excrubulent@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I’ll take them, just in a bag, thanks!

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• jopepa@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Whiskered for her pleasure.

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• Amnesius@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Ask for an ID

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  • GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You’re supposed to bounce her, not be a bouncer

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• Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Step femboy, what are you doing?

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• GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Say いいね and pound that pompompurin

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• RedditWanderer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Always finish on the bach, never on debussy.

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• MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  As long as she’s 18 I’d smash that shit hard.

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• Smoogs@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Evidently take your phone out and post a meme about it.

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• Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  What does baddie mean in this context?

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  • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    A female who can hold her own and take care of herself. She is very pretty, and independent

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  • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    in the 1600s the adverb “bad” went from meaning “incorrect” to being an intensifier - “he wanted that badly” (meaning he wanted it very much, as opposed to his want being poorly formed).

    This form of hyperbole has extended over the years and orphaned to a point where now the [he wanted that] part is inferred and we can refer to something as “badass” or “baddie”, understanding subconsciously that is implied that it’s an extender of wanting/liking something “a lot” (“badly”).

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  • smeg@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Villain, you know, like Sauron or Thanos. Imagine you’re about to shag one of them and they pull out a kawaii jonny, WWYD?

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    • Slovene@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      What would yahweh do?

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• metaStatic@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  100% chance she put a pin through those.

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  • violetraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Jokes on him, I got an orchiectomy

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  • banneryear1868@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Jokes on her I got a vasectomy.

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• dauerstaender@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  [deleted]

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  • db2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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    Pedobear meme

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    • STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Don’t even joke about that.

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  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I like to wait a bit as well.

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• EmoBean@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Ask if they’re snug fit. I’m long and thin, like a pencil.

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• match@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Why would she have the condoms?

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  • Croquette@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Because some guys try to use the “oops I didn’t bring any condom” to try and rawdog it.

    If it’s a genuine mistake, then the gal can still have safe fun. Otherwise, if the guy is combative about the condom, it’s a big red flag. Win/Win for her.

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  • wazzupdog@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Why wouldn’t she? I know lots of gals who have condoms, just in case. Women have plenty of reasons to have them (maybe even more than most men).

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    • match@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      How would she know what size of condition to have

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  • violetraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Because we’re the baddies. Keep up.

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  • EmoBean@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Omg! U slut!

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• altima_neo@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Ask if she’s got a cinnamoroll one

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• Aremel@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Let’s do it to it.

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• havokdj@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Meow

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• MistressRemilia@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Ask if she wants the second one

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