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Sleigh bells ring, are you listening?

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Rockyrikoko@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    "Lacey things, the wife is missing. Didn’t ask, for her permission I’m wearing her clothes, her silk panty hose. Walking around in women’s underwear.

    In the store, there’s a teddy. With little straps, like spagetti. It holds me so tight, like handcuffs at night. Walking around in womens underwear

    In the office there’s a guy named Melvin. He pretends that I am Murphy Brown. He’ll say “Are you ready?” I’ll say, “Woah man! Lets wait untill the wife is out of town.” Later on, if you wanna, We can dress, like Madonna. Put on some eye shade, and join the parade. Walking around in women’s underwear.

    Lacey things, missing. Didn’t ask, permission. Wearing her clothes, silk panty hose. Walking around in women’s underwear.

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    • taiyang@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      This sent me down a wonderful rabbit hole.

      There is a music video.

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      • ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I found from that, this;

        m.youtube.com/watch?v=76x9RGd_iiA

        And it’s gloriously awkward and funny. Men old enough to have fathered me, and I’m no spring chicken today.

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      • Rockyrikoko@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Thanks for this! I didn’t know about a new video. I had this album on cassette when I was a kid

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    • philthi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      This is my favourite comment of all my experience with Lemmy so far.

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      • taiyang@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        There’s an album this is from. I am just learning this now as well! I Am Santa Claus by Bob Rivers (1993)

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    • BlueLineBae@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Oh man. In my fucked up family, this is the Christmas album we would listen to every year. I’m sure some songs were very inappropriate for children, but I’d like to think I turned out ok ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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    • pete_the_cat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Until I saw the below comment, I thought you came up with that on the spot and I was really impressed 😂

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    • RavindraNemandi@ttrpg.network ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      This comment brings me so much joy 💕

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    • benderbeerman@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      This is the comment I was looking for, thanks for the trip down memory lane

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  • Venat0r@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    How do you know they’re womans underwear? They could be mens briefs, or speedos.

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    • stebo02@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      they are, look at those bulges!

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      • DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        What an amazing example of the mind seeing what it wants to see

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  • EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    In the lane, my panties glistening.

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    • bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Sokath, his eyes open 😳

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  • hakunawazo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Image

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  • Sabre363@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Men can wear panties too

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    • WalrusDragonOnABike@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      NBies too.

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    • GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It’s crazy uncomfortable though. Things get stuck or squished at the least opportune moments. I don’t think I’ve met an adult man who prefers them over the other options yet.

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      • WalrusDragonOnABike@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I wear panties instead of men's underwear and have a dick and balls. Not uncomfortable at all. Just gotta find ones that fit right (I do have some that do cause such issues on occasion)). Wouldn't consider myself a man tho.

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  • Socsa@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Sigh

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    • ieightpi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I must have more context!..pls

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      • Noodle07@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        unzip

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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    *walking under your mom’s underwear

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  • FeetinMashedPotatoes@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “Why are there red lights on this one?”

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  • Gekoloniseerd@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Netherlands strikes again.

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    • synapse1278@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      How do you know it’s in Netherlands ?

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      • Gekoloniseerd@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Bikes, roadsigns architecture of the buildings.

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  • 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Ah yes, the fresh smell of pussy when opening your roof window.

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  • Ellvix@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Could’ve gone with ‘Slay bells ring…’

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  • SonnyVabitch@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Those are budgie smugglers smh

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