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  • AeonFelis@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Not all metal, but there is a type of metal that increases a person’s probability to become a violent criminal. It’s called “lead”.

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    • wkk@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Dad?

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    • GladiusB@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Wait until they tell you that mercury is in Gatorade

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  • general_kitten@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    idunno, some kind of metal has been involved in overwhelming majority of violent deaths since copper tools were invented.

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    • Damage@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Make music (with metal), not war!

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      • general_kitten@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        i dunno, those brass tubes seem kinda sus

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  • Lifebandit666@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Lead singer of Cannibal Corpse loves claw machines and plays them on tour. He collects up all his winnings and donated them at a local orphanage at Christmas.

    He also sings I Cum Blood

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    • YoorWeb@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      This must be one disturbed individual. What makes someone go down this route? I don’t understand how anyone can enjoy claw machines.

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      • DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Especially once you find out it’s not actually a game of skill, it’s just rigged. Operators can change, among other things, the percentage of times the claw will grip strong enough to actually get a prize and how often the claw deliberately drops a prize you did manage to snag.

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    • pifroproth@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Don’t forget frantic disenbowelment

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    • neptune@dmv.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Well does he?

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  • habanhero@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Speak for yourself. I regularly go out to help old folks buy groceries, volunteer at soup kitchens, and get shitface drunk. Not necessarily in that order.

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    • HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.one [bot] ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      “Hey fuckin…old lady, wan summ help with HIC Crozeries? Im SO FUCKIN STRONG” vomit

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    • Enzy@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Shit face kitchen and soup drunk

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      • SuckMyWang@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        That’s a bad restaurant name

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    • DigitalTraveler42@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Meanwhile here’s a picture of one of metal’s brutalist lead vocalistsImage

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      • Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        The picture doesn’t load for me but I just know it’s George Fischer

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  • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I used to drive a shit commute. I’d put on metal to vent my frustration and suddenly have a huge smile. I’d imagine people in the pit picking up people who fell and think how my parents would never understand.

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  • Resol@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Finland is the happiest country in the world.

    They also have the highest number of metal bands, including one specifically targeting children (it’s called Hevisaurus btw).

    These two facts about Finland feel like they shouldn’t line up but they do.

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    • YoorWeb@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Obligatory Party Canon.

      Image

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      • Resol@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        You mean Payaty Cannon (the reversed R is pronounced “ya” in languages that use the Cyrillic script, so what I saw was Faux Cyrillic)?

        I can already hear the booing.

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  • jabathekek@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I find Beethoven makes me crazy if I listen to him to often. I can feel the madness seeping off the notes.

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  • PP_BOY_@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Most metal heads in my experience spend their time styling their hair, blowing each other, and listening to music made 40 years ago because their genre hasn’t made good music since the late 80s

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    • BruceTwarzen@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That's a weird way to say you don't know anyone.

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      • Damage@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        A metalhead got the girl he fancied but never spoke to

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    • HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Have you talked to one since the 80’s?

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    • Beelzebob@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I mean, who doesn’t like a good bj?

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    • Norgur@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Hah! You attempted a troll.

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    • Nikki@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      me listening to metal while playing minecraft:

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    • OozingPositron@feddit.cl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Nice bait. 5/10

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    • Skkorm@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Jokes on you, I blow dudes while listening to trance, not metal.

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    • Slow@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      😆 Good joke

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    • underKap@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      by far the most biased experience ever

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  • HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.one [bot] ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I have the vinyl for dopesmoker and evey time I put it on my roomate would always fucking zonk out on the couch. That was before he started the marijuanas.

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    • Lifebandit666@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Next try Cannabis Corpse

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      • HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.one [bot] ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Its on the list!

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    • OozingPositron@feddit.cl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Proceeds the Weedian!

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  • dan1101@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s true, I listen to unwind. If I had to listen to Celine Dion or something I’d just get more stressed.

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  • Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’m not super into metal, but I like going to metal festivals because the people there are always chill. Just stay clear of the mosh pit and you are going to be fine and even if you are unknowingly entering it, they will find out pretty quickly that it was a mistake on your part and guide out.

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  • Spendrill@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Obviously a bit daft to generalise about any musical genre but if I were to pick one with a higher number of capably violent people I’d say Streetpunk (also known as oi) and if I had to pick a second it would be hardcore punk.

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    • arken@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Gangsta rap beats all genres mentioned here in terms of associated violence and death.

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      • Skkorm@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        You’ve obviously never lived somewhere rural where country is king. Hicks are violant as hell, there’s no comparison.

        You just don’t hear about I because we fuck around in the woods and down backroads.

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      • Spendrill@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Not if you take the crimes per capita of that genre’s fans. Something like Norweigan Black Metal would win then, or some tiny Nazi punk scene.

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    • rainynight65@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Country music.

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  • Slwh47696@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s true, sometimes I need the soothing sounds of Individual Thought Patterns to help me fall asleep

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  • PeterPoopshit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Metal doesn’t make people violent picks up a screw I will harness this things power to take over thr world.

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  • clubb@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You should post this on c/metalmemes

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  • intensely_human@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Civ players: 🤔

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