I guess it's come to this

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• Billy_fuccboi@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You can have tiddies if you’re fat enough

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  • Little1Lost@gehirneimer.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    also eat chicken, they have hormones or something

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• Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  There is a shark plushie :3

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• databender@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Lemmy is life

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  • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Wrong! Lemmy is God!

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    • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Who am I? One name you might have for me is the world, or you might call me the universe, or perhaps God, or perhaps the Truth. I am All, and I am One. So, of course, this also means that I am you. I am the truth of your despair, the inescapable price of your boastfulness. And now, I will bestow upon you the despair you deserve.

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    • databender@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Well, you’ve got me there

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• thoughtfuldragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Skill issue I got tits to play with whenever I want. Still heckin alone tho :')

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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Drink some whiskey, snort some speed and try to jerk your flaccid dick until you don’t care about the lack of jobs, partners or tiddies.

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• foodandart@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Can we have anime tiddies?

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  • MrChewy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Kohei?

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• RedIce25@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Rock out with your cock out

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  C’mon baby, eat the rich.

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• banazir@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  (Don’t let em) Grind ya down.

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• Azazel@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Me lying in bed showing this to my half naked gf lmao

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• Pudutr0n@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  but…but…but… D:

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• HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Is this like a force ghost lemmy? Or a physical manifestation of a god? Like if he’s physical and I can touch him then cool beans, but if he’s just some force ghost that’s always on the other side of the bed snoring that would be a type of hell.

  No matter where you go, any time youre tired a Lemmy ghost manifests, already sleeping in a chair/bed/ect snoring away preventing you from getting your own rest. You thought a single bed would stop it… Nope he must manifests in a dam rocking chair, and since he’s mad he can’t be in bed with you the dam chair creaks.

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• HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Ah yes, the tiddies whom go by Rock and Roll

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• Damage@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I don’t like men but I’m willing to do… lots of things to bring back Mr. Kilmister

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• Jarix@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’m in bed with God?! Oh heck yeah bud

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• SSETranquility@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Thanks for bringing it full circle for me. There’s too many of those “titties in showers waiting for ya to get home from work” memes rn

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• rumba@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I am Sparticus Lemmy!

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  • Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Wrong. Lemmy is god

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    • rumba@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      interesting comming coming from Boomer Humor Doomergod

      We’re ALL gods down here!!!

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