Imagine you're at someone's house, you really have to go, and then you see this💀

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• SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  What, you dont know how to use the three seashells?

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  • popekingjoe@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What a sad existence to not know about the three seashells.

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s always been my head cannon that you use two to pull your hemorrhoids aside and scrape the remaining shit off with the third one.

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    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Is that a cannon you wear on your head, or a cannon that you shoot at your head?

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• dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• winkly@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Someone once said that they were probably just buttons for a bidet

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  • FatVegan@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Silvester Stallone saif in an interview that he assumed you scrape your feces using them like chopsticks. I really like that no one really knows how to use them, it doesn’t matter, and it’s more fun that way. But the fact that tge main character is not only wrong, he also doesn’t seem to know what chopsticks are and how to use them is even more funny.

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• YoFrodo@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Imagine you dont see them. How do you use the bathroom without the three seashells?!

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• Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Leave the loo, swear like a sailor for a minute or so, and use the fines that got printed out as makeshift bogroll.

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• expatriado@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  silver seashells? fancy, we have to use whatever we find at low tide

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• wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Considering that we’re all eating Taco Bell or rat burgers, we’re going to need something a little stronger than two-ply.

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  • thermal_shock@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s why there’s three

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• OmegaMouse@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’m not really sure what I’m looking at. Is there TP somewhere?

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  • Akido37@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Reference: www.imdb.com/title/tt0106697

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    • Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      After reading the synopsis, I just realised that film is set only six years into the future now…

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    • OmegaMouse@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Lmao thanks!

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  • DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    TP for your bunghole, Bungholio?

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• db2@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  Fuck Rob Schneider

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “Eat recycled food. It’s good for the evironment and okay for you.”

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• blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’d just use the toilet brush

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• bizarroland@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I always say it’s one up, one down, and one to polish.

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The Cloud 9 recreation of the Enterprise-D interior had three seashells in all the heads.

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• ToiletFlushShowerScream@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This would definitely make me swear out loud a few times

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