you can pet a tiger at least once
el tigre
Submitted 2 weeks ago by restingOface@quokk.au to [deleted]
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nialv7@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
MacDuff@ani.social 2 weeks ago
lol only comment on this crap post ha!
MacDuff@ani.social 2 weeks ago
Hungry?
MacDuff@ani.social 2 weeks ago
Hi how are you?
NatakuNox@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Gyrcas@piefed.zip 2 weeks ago
If dangerous, why fluffy and friend shaped?
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Someone messed up and put “not” all over this picture, other than that though it’s a good guide
kuberoot@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
This is AI slop
RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 2 weeks ago
Fucking. Stop. Me.
ignotum@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I read this not as a challenge but as an actual plea, because you know you won’t be able to stop yourself if one day the opportunity to pet a tiger appeared
BC_viper@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Ah. But you can catch it by the toe.
SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
But consider: which appendages can you yanl on a tiger for your amusement if you’re a gibbon?
qwertyasdf@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
I really want to pet a tiger though. Even if its the last thing I do
hanrahan@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
weeelllllll, you can do the slightly drugged Tigers in places like Thailand, ketamine and fed I assume before you’re allowed to pet them?
As to the ethics of that, welllll, we destroy their habitat and have nearly made them go extinct and that seems perfectly acceptable, soooo. Just to be clear I have not done this personally.
bilb@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Its nasty to do that to a tiger, but if people want to feed me, get me high on ketamine and pet me I’m fine with it.
restingOface@quokk.au 2 weeks ago
the slightly drugged Tigers in places like Thailand, ketamine and fed
Rawr I’m a tiger come capture me, Thailand
SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Pet a cheetah instead, they’re chill.
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You can’t tell me what to do!
I still have seven of my fingers left from last time!
TheStaffmaster@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
A well fed tiger is not that dangerous. If you keep it that way it might even let you give it snuggles!
Stolas@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Big kitty. Must pet anyway.
psx_crab@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Just become a zookeeper and you get to take care a tiger cub. Problemo solved.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
you have to be the right kind of zoowarden. my friend who works with the elephants never gets to bring any cool animals home. a friend lived next door to the big cat lady and she brought home a cub any time they had one.
DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 2 weeks ago
There’s one place you can pet it still. You’ll never guess where.
rbos@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Only in Kenya.
Quokka@quokk.au 2 weeks ago
el tigre? Who took the boop?
hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
They will call you a tiger toucher
snoons@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
You definitely can but it takes a long time and you have to say “chhfchhffchff” not “psspsspsspss” because that’s not tiger language.
Essentially you have to be around when the liger is born.
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 2 weeks ago
Booo, I downvote this oppression!!
(Not really, just joking)ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
The spot on his back just before his tail looks like fair game. My kitty also likes that spot, but mostly wants face pets.
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Anyone else now thinking of the scene in Red Dragon where the blind woman does a little sneaky “turn and cough” check on the sedated tiger?
OnyxRex@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
when was the last time the tiger ate and how full of a meal was it?
Gonzako@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
DigDoug@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
…but what if I go “psspsspss” and the tiger comes up to me?
KokusnussRitter@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
Then they are either very cool or you are very dead. Either way, worth it.