I am a bit of an adrenaline junky

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• thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Left handed, I see.

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  • Maelvie@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Or maybe teeth handed?

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    • expatriado@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      or right handed and the packet was flipped before placing on the table for the pic

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Become ungovernable.

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• Chivera@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You can’t be tamed.

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• AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Don’t talk to me until you’ve grabbed a product in the supermarket that has the “Open here” text and, instead of opening there, you’ve opened it AT HOME, you coward.

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  • djdarren@piefed.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    But when I got it home it was here.

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• jobbies@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  No hormones or chemicals? Has to be the healthiest food produced in America.

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  • restingOface@quokk.au ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Me looking at that vague “SPICES” that could be anything

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  • Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Yellow No. 5

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    • fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      A little bit of mustard in my life,
      A little bit of marigold by my side,
      A little bit of lemon’s all I need,
      A little bit of gold is what I see

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  • My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It is by far the healthiest condiment, with salt being its primary vice.

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• BoosBeau@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The old “mustard in the urethra” trick, eh?

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  • My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Does it stop being a trick when it’s a standard practice?

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• myyass@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You better have rubbed it in your nose to give yourself wasabi treatment.

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  • My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Are…are there…other uses for this stuff?

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    • myyass@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Yes, I don’t kink shame =)

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• db2@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Image

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• StillAlive@piefed.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Absolute anarchy

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• DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You rebel! Next you’ll remove the tag off the pillows, and no one can stop you!

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  • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Hey, that’s illegal. Half of Gitmo is label rippers.

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• SparroHawc@piefed.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Were you also wearing a white shirt at the time, you madlad?

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  • My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Worse. I was wearing my favorite shirt.

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• OldChicoAle@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Shut up Meg

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• doleo@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Is the joke here that you did not cry where the packet instructed you to cry?

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  • My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The first title I considered was “Shed and placed a tear as directed. Got fed up waiting for something to happen. Solved problem by thinking outside the box. Strangest lemon paste I’ve tried yet. 8/10 for vague directions.”

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• darthsundhaft@piefed.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Anarchy

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• SoupBrick@pawb.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “Yes officer, that man right there.”

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• FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  First world anarchy

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• notsure@fedia.io ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  do you call them sachets?

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  • My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Maybe. Like, sa-cheTs? Or Sa-shays?

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    • notsure@fedia.io ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      are you from cana-duh?

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