This Is Why I Sit Down To Pee Pee

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• 0x0@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Cute comments and all, but is there a psychological explanation?

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  • embed_me@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Just getting anxious can halt those processes and the need to go I presume as part of fight flight response

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This is why I immediately fight any man who stands next to me at a urinal. Only one of us can pee, my man, and today ain’t your day. I need this!

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  • davidagain@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Your body is clenching around the piss pipes, and to pee you must relax. This is difficult if you’re not relaxed! Like failing to get to sleep, worrying about it just makes it worse.

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  • TryingToBeGood@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    it even has a name; search “shy bladder”

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    • RichardNixos@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I don’t have shy bladder, my urethra just looks like one of those crazy straws with all the loop-da-loops, just takes a while make it to the exit

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• buddascrayon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Sitting or, more precisely, squatting is all in all more healthy for your prostate as well.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Tankies 🙄

    (jk)

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• HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “you wanna hold it next?”

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• Zen_Shinobi@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Then you pee all over your pants and shoes and have to tell everyone the sink sprayed you.

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• MehBlah@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Meh I quit worrying about his ages ago. If someone has something to say I get ask them if they are a perv.

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• CleoTheWizard@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is definitely why I sit to pee and it has absolutely nothing to do with being an egg at all.

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• Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Would you prefer to hold it for me?

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• WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I won’t stand for this!!!

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• beejboytyson@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “He clearly thinks I’m a homosexual”

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• Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  bullshit. you dont have to sit pissing in a stall

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• TheImpressiveX@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Anaconda (2025)

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• Janx@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “weener”?

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  • riquisimo@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yeah, for when you wee.

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    • Janx@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Oh, really. What are we going to call the butt, a “poop-er”? Wait…

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