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• homes@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  how tf does some ameteur get front page?

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  • Pavidus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That was my first thought. “9 is a world record? I haven’t even trained and I bet I could do that.”

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    • MrNesser@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I assume it’s whole not crushed

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    • homes@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      IKR? imagine what they could do with a little bit of lube!

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  • WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m afraid to ask what “pro”-level numbers start at.

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    • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Those are measured in BDPS: Bad Dragons Per Sphincter.

      The shocking not is that the record holder is higher than one.

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    • slothrop@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s not a number, it’s an eggplant.

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• Fl1ppyR34@ani.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Sad to say this dude passed away in 2023…Image

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  • tacosanonymous@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What a treat for the croc. Like, a Russian nesting doll of flavors.

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  • altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Wait! What?

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• DigDoug@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I hope they had an adjudicator watching them go up there. Since they changed the recipe, you wouldn’t be able to tell just from watching them come out.

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  • luthis@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    And what a travesty that is. The new ones are terrible

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  … in a row?

  Nice work.

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  • WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The trick is to freeze them first so they don’t melt before you can get them in.

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    • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That’s a great idea!

      noted!

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    • applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      that would be so fucking cold. i bet you would injure yourself sticking a bunch of frozen stuff up your butt. idk if it would be serious or not but theres some sensitive tissue and a lot of blood flow through there.

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• bajabound@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This is the kind of news I’d like to wake up to in the morning!

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• WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This isn’t a proper shitpost until they come back out.

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• panda_abyss@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Wrapped or unwrapped?

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  • WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I think the more important question is: milk, or dark chocolate?

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    • luthis@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      They only come in milk

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    • CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Hazelnut.

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• toynbee@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Cool bum Luke.

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• magnetosphere@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Wouldn’t the first few have started melting by the time he got to number nine?

  Even though I’m asking the question, I’m not sure I want an answer.

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  • BreadOven@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Probably.

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• luthis@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This is the only way they are worth ingesting since they changed the recipe

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• japemasterBrad@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Finally some good news

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• Kushan@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  A lot of comments here from people saying they could do better, not a lot of people stepping up though!

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• SnailMagnitude@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Not thought about the big chap in a long time, I wonder what’s up these days.

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• Seimhe@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I remember what it’s like to share accommodation too.

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• Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This is far more impressive than the pit bull bald cap thing I just saw.

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• NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Only 9? Pffft, I could smash that record to pieces.

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