They had live music, you peasant.
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nuko147@lemmy.world âš3â© âšweeksâ© ago
SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
The space aliens had Spotify.
jlow@slrpnk.net âš3â© âšweeksâ© ago
Yeah, whatâs life without Ajbl Speaker, Iâd miss him (and good kerning).
ivanafterall@lemmy.world âš3â© âšweeksâ© ago
They sang spirituals. Swing loooooow, sweet chaaaarioootâŠ
In those days, that chariot story was still pretty fresh.
10thGlyphix@lemmy.zip âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
They were Pharoahs, so they could afford i higher quality speaker system. But they were also slave owners so they probably just had egypts got talent: forced labor edition being preformed in the background.
rumschlumpel@feddit.org âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
As far as we know, the pyramids werenât built by slaves.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip âš3â© âšweeksâ© ago
There was probably a slave band responsible for keeping rhythm. Probably a highly sought after role for a slave.
Shit if I were a pharoh Iâd definitely definitely want my own personal marching band everywhere I go. Be like fucking Prince Ali strolling into Agrabah.
adb@lemmy.ml âš3â© âšweeksâ© ago
Apparently discoveries in the past few decades indicate that the people who built Giza pyramids were not actually workers.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giza_pyramid_complex
But yeah, Iâd have a hard time believing there was no music or singing involved building those.
raptir@mander.xyz âš3â© âšweeksâ© ago
What were they then, hobbyist pyramid builders?
kahjtheundedicated@lemmy.world âš3â© âšweeksâ© ago
Thereâs good evidence that the people that built the pyramids were not slaves, but mostly skilled seasonal workers. There is evidence of the workers having luxurious foods and decent housing in something akin to dormitories. Seems like itâs still unknown if everyone was paid in actual coin, or if some or many were doing it more for religious purposes and were just treated to good food and accommodation while they were there, though some pay rates for some workers have been found in writing. But it does seem like they were mostly rotating crews rather than people living and working there for the years or decades it took to complete them.
If they were slaves, they probably would have been there long term, and not afforded those luxuries.
Wish I had a convenient source for all that, but itâs probably buried in academic journals and papers, but this bbc article includes some of it, and I have found some terrible ad-ridden articles mentioning pay rates and such. I just remember some of that from watching YouTube videos/documentaries tbh
OwOarchist@pawb.social âš3â© âšweeksâ© ago
Well, I suspect it was both.
Theyâre going to have lots of skilled, well-treated and well-paid workers there. The kind of workers doing the organizing, planning, directing, and finish work. Their equivalent of engineers, managers, foremen, skilled craftsman. Iâm sure they could fill an entire dormitory with just decorative hieroglyphics carvers alone. A large pyramid would require hundreds, maybe thousands of these skilled/experienced workers.
But then thereâs also the 200 poor bastards hauling ropes to pull a giant stone slab up a ramp. And another 200 waiting at the bottom for their turn to haul the next one. And Iâm betting those workers were not well-paid and well-treated. Those are the ones who were likely slaves, used basically as beasts of burden.
Agent641@lemmy.world âš3â© âšweeksâ© ago
The pyramids were built by aliens, but plot twist, the aliens were enslaved by the pharoahs.
hOrni@lemmy.world âš3â© âšweeksâ© ago
Iâm imagining that scene from Futurama where the horn players are getting whipped by the Egyptian guards.
drcobaltjedi@programming.dev âš3â© âšweeksâ© ago
One. Two. Three. Horn.
thisbenzingring@lemmy.today âš3â© âšweeksâ© ago
đ¶ *Tell me why I had to be a Powerslave
I donât wanna die, Iâm a god
Why canât I live on? * đ¶
saltesc@lemmy.world âš3â© âšweeksâ© ago
Oh, but thatâs so cringe⊠No one would get that vibe but you.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip âš3â© âšweeksâ© ago
Pharohs were literally god kings. That ranks way higher than Hegseth. You donât question that.