Not much toilet paper, how else is she going to get it clean.
What a killjoy
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MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
defaultusername@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Makeshift bidet.
Pickleideas@lemmy.world 1 day ago
THAT IS ALSO FORBIDDEN
ashestoashes@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 hours ago
bath
Meron35@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
Did Adam eat Eve’s ass? Think about it. From the moment they were created to just before Eve ate the Forbidden Fruit, they were exploring the Garden of Eve, as well as trying to understand each other. Was the time in-between a matter of days, or weeks? We do not know because we were not there. Despite Genesis being the official story, this Old Testament book was created for human understanding, thus we don’t actually know. Therefore, Adam had plenty of time to experiment, despite not knowing what he was doing. One afternoon, Adam could’ve placed his hands on Eve’s ass and decided, “Hm, this feels nice, I wonder what it tastes like?” Please keep in mind that the good Lord said they could eat ANYTHING in the Garden, except the Apple of Eden. With this fact in consideration, Adam could have proceeded to eat Eve’s ass without repercussions, with God looking on thinking: “Well, they aren’t eating the Apple, so…” Lucky bastard
Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 1 day ago
Wouldn’t count that as paradise then
PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 1 day ago
There are two types of people in the world. People who love to eat/getting their ass eaten… And liars.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 day ago
W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Etterra@discuss.online 1 day ago
Here’s how fucked up the story of Adam & Eve is, even before the incest.
Imagine you were literally just created a short time ago - a season, a year, whatever - and you live in a literally perfect realm, and have no concept of deceit. Then a snake has a conversation with you. Sure, why not? God created everything - he directly told you so. So when the snake says “it’s all good, eat away,” you don’t even have a concept for doubting that he’s legit and honest. So you eat the fruit and suddenly, BAM, God shows up all pissed off. He punishes you for not understanding that he didn’t actually send a messenger. With banishment, pain, and death.
This is the equivalent of your 3 year old knocking over their bowl of Cheerios after you told them not to and so you drive them out to the woods and leave them there.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 1 day ago
I always upvote The Guide
Darkard@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Don’t forget that god is supposedly all knowing and all seeing. So he knew his was going to happen anyway, watched it happen, and then swooped in to punish them knowing full well it was his fault and could have intervened at any point.
Unless of course, Satan is more powerful than god?
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 1 day ago
It’s almost as though iron age peasant allegories for natural phenomena don’t make any kind of fucking sense
HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
“problem of evil”
a classic
To the final point, I think it’s be more accurate to say deception is more powerful than security, or entropy is more powerful than order.
It kinda goes both ways. Chaos forbids its own absolution. It’d be too well ordered.
Balance is the most powerful, the true chaos. Hypocrisy reigns.
Thank you for attending my toker talk.
TwodogsFighting@lemdro.id 1 day ago
Only if you left their bowl balanced on the tip of a pencil to begin with.
Whole thing was a setup.
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 1 day ago
The incest issue is actually an artifact of the religion initially not being monotheistic. Each region had their own religion and they were all treated as equally valid (at least by early Jewdaism), so the creation story was basically “God created a paradise (and everything else) and two people in that paradise, but then they got kicked out and had to go live with all the other people made by all the other gods”. Adam and Eve had Cain and Abel, Cain killed Abel, so it was pretty much just Cain that carried on that legacy.
Then, eventually they went monotheistic but didn’t/couldn’t resolve the issues that introduced with the earlier stories (Noah’s story also has similar issues, though I’m not sure it also once had a resolution of “other gods made more people” or if the resolution involved smacking anyone who brought up the question).
plutopos@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
This. Iirc, after the murder incident, Cain goes abroad and marries a woman from a different land (?)
DacoTaco@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
The solution to naoh’s story is also semi “incest” btw. I recently wondered the same a quick google told me naoh was on the arc with the wives of his sons. Not his sons, their wives. They repopulated the world…
Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 1 day ago
It’s the tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil. How are you supposed to know the Lord is good if you don’t know what good is?
FishFace@piefed.social 1 day ago
None of it’s that fucked up if you interpret it as a creation story that’s about why things are the way they are rather than something that literally happened.
Creation stories do tend to involve incest because there weren’t many folks around. And you’re not meant to worry about understanding of deceit because it’s explaining why life isn’t perfect and served that function perfectly well.
Of course, this still presents a problem for literal believers. But they’re a minority (and have been for hundreds of years).
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 1 day ago
It shows a being that believers say is the ultimate moral authority, God, behaving in a morally abhorrent way.
Etterra@discuss.online 1 day ago
The biblical literalists are literally running a huge chunk of our country (USA) right now. American evangelicals are fucking deranged.