“Why is god only taking blonde bimbos to heaven?”
Come on, just do it.
Submitted 1 day ago by ivanafterall@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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aeronmelon@lemmy.world 1 day ago
red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
He has taste.
BonsaiBoo@lemmy.world 1 day ago
My wife after I bake chocolate chip cookies: “why are you eating the ones with raw centers straight off the pan??”
anise@awful.systems 1 day ago
god has a type and that type perfectly matches the racist and sexist preferences of the modern age
akwd169@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
And thats when they lose all moral constraints and start raping and killing,thinking theres nothing to lose anymore, because the thought of being watched at all times by some higher power was the only thing stopping them
CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Not sure even that’s stopping them.
Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 1 day ago
And thats when they lose all moral constraints and start raping and killing
Well, it’s when they stop hiding it.
Generica@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
Heh, maybe I should check out that show.
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 22 hours ago
Alright, it’s going on the list to watch
DagwoodIII@piefed.social 1 day ago
And I’m sure that the little girl with pig tails is a pool toy and nothing more.
Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 20 hours ago
The image look like a 3d render luckly
DagwoodIII@piefed.social 20 hours ago
First, you’d have to buy/build the dolls; then get clothes for them; then get helium; then find a way to deploy a few hundred at the same time…
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 22 hours ago
Do I even want to know what you’re referencing? :(
JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 hours ago
He’s referencing the picture. Look at the picture.
And the caption joking that they are all inflatable dolls.
DagwoodIII@piefed.social 20 hours ago
A pool toy, of course.
Maybe you have a sick and twisted imagination that can come up with a sordid and nefarious use for a child-like inflatable doll.
Luckily, I am too pure for such disgusting and vile thoughts.
Serinus@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
40 year anniversary, baby!
anon_8675309@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
Why would people float into the sky for the rapture?
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
That’s just how it is. I don’t question the Bible.
JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 hours ago
You are fortunate you don’t understand this. Please consider yourself more highly evolved than those of us who’ve been brain-rottingly religiously indoctrinated enough to understand this meme.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
I spent a good portion of my childhood utterly terrified of the prospect of the rapture, as they described it, and would beg God not to rip me unexpectedly into the sky to the sound of blaring trumpets. Nightmare fuel.
Gork@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
Sorry pal you’re stuck here with the rest of us losers.
Cheer up though and have a hot dog 🌭
W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Only one side is touching the ground, otherwise like-new.
OwOarchist@pawb.social 22 hours ago
Fill them with hydrogen instead.
Cheaper and not a limited resource.
More buoyant, which will help lift the weight of clothes and such.
If a few of them burst into flames along the way, that will only freak out the fundies even more.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
Even setting aside the high flammability, hydrogen is a bitch to store and transport.
You really just need something lighter than Nitrogen to get an object airborne.
Consider Ammonia or Methane instead.
OwOarchist@pawb.social 21 hours ago
Could just produce it in-situ, maybe? Lots of chemical reactions produce hydrogen gas as a byproduct.
JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 hours ago
TIL that farts are buoyant.
_stranger_@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
If I’m going through the trouble to fill these things with hydrogen, there will be no if, and it won’t be a few.