Gurll

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• Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  This is an excellent pun. I don’t know how I feel about the rest of this, but the pun is top notch.

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  • modestmeme@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Yeah, solid pun. The image of said gurl getting punched not so solid. It would take but a minute to redo this meme into something less violent.

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    • Maven@piefed.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Thats a 12-13 yo boy holding up a toy smart watch. Its not a punch, its just “flexing”.

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    • ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Is that what’s happening? I thought the person in the image was just holding up their left hand to show their watch for some reason

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    • OldChicoAle@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Is the girl in the room with us?

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• QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I would prefer my partner to be taller than me, but I’m 5’5 so it’s not a very difficult requirement to hit :3

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  • Malyca@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I’m 6 foot and my husband is 5’9, it was weird at first but I’m glad I pushed through it because it’s over 20 years later and he makes me really happy. Point is, don’t make it a deal breaker because you might miss out on something great.

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    • REDACTED@infosec.pub ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      The very best men are the short ones

      ^Disclaimer: I’m a short guy with no data to back this up^

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  • lightnsfw@reddthat.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Pretty difficult for dudes that aren’t that tall, can’t exactly work out to get taller. Not that you can do much about what you are/aren’t attracted to either though.

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  • CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I am a short 5’12.

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    • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I’m a medium 5’15"

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  • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I would prefer my partner be taller than me bit I’m a lesbian and taller than most men. So yeah I tower over my partners historically, especially when I wear heels

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• Tiral@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Awhile back there was this Asian woman who had an insane amount of “must haves”, then you got to her picture and she was like a 5 at best. Some guy made a male AI version of her and asked if she would date him. She tries to sue him or something because he was so embarrassed.

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  • Viceversa@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    because he was so embarrassed.

    He?

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• Janx@piefed.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I feel like this needs to be read by the “IKEA guy”…

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• fedikitty@piefed.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  It just means you have to wear heels when she wears hers.

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  • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Image

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• nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I don’t get it.

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• Drusas@fedia.io ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I don't get it.

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  • BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    6’2 pronounced as six two, which sounds like “sick to”

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    • Drusas@fedia.io ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Oh, that would explain it. I pronounce it "six foot two".

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• Doug@piefed.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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  • restingOface@quokk.au ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I’m a rock, so uhhhh kick rocks

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Kinky

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