Rare, slightly used

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• AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  It’s this guy, right?

  20 percent of area man’s income spent ironically

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• smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  It has electronics included, says “Dag GUM!” when you finish.

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  • dharmacurious@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Dag GUM that’s yummy cum!

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    • smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      If I’m lyin’ I’m cryin’.

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    • Doomsider@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      In my tummy tum.

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  • SpicyLizards@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Shame it’s doing the hot bit too late!

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• arctanthrope@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  it’s not what you think, you only put your toes in it. it’s a toe-mater

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• 4grams@awful.systems ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Image

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• SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  What a terrible day to have eyes and be able to read.

  …I’d buy it though.

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  • 0ops@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Ker-chaang

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    • criss_cross@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I’d kachika this for hours

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• taiyang@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I bet it’s not even officially licensed, smh

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• Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Oh… 🫩

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  … you’re a bad car.

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• daannii@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Whenever I see elaborate sex toys, my first thought always is. “How could you possibly keep that thing sanitized properly. I mean. Common.”.

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• tacosanonymous@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I sure hope it’s rare. Those cheap ass parts? There are better ways of giving your dick cancer.

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