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Sure buddy just take as many spots as you need

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨superduperenigma@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world⁩

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  • RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    If you don’t know how to drive a truck, please don’t. Just dont.

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    • dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Elect me dictator of the world and I will implement my pickup truck and SUV tiered licensing scheme: Before you are allowed to have an F-150 or Escalade, first you must complete a 4 year probationary period of driving, say, a Suzuki Samurai.

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      • JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Fuck, I would LOVE to drive a Samurai!

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      • Demuniac@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Just ban them outright. What’s the point? You want to move things around, get a bus

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    • yyyesss@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      This isn’t lack of ability, it’s on purpose. I have had this type explain how clever they are for parking like this to keep other drivers from dinging their truck

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      • KnowledgeableNip@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        The eventual key gouge down the side is gonna look great though.

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      • Duamerthrax@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I do this, but in the far end if the lot. Notice how the image is framed so you can’t see where in the lot the truck is.

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  • n3cr0@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    US cars are just too tall.

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    • deleted@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Too tall, wide, and long. While parking spaces have the same 1985 standard size.

      Most drivers where I live doesn’t even bother to park between lines anymore since you cannot get in/out of your vehicle if everybody park properly.

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      • StrongHorseWeakNeigh@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
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      • uis@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        They are built to accomodate 8 drunk whales lying perpendicular to forward direction.

        Image Image

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    • grayman@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Have you seen our pot holes?

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      • corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Tell me how that Small Government is working out for you.

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      • eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        points to a wild lada in eastern europe

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      • uis@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Small pothole in Kalinigrad: Image

        Micropotholes somewhere in Russia: Image

        Regular pothole: Image

        Bigger than regular pothole: Image

        Well-fed pothole: Image

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  • coaxil@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Haha emotional support truck! Must be tough at times have a micro peen and no cunnilingus skills!

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    • ultratiem@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      “Emotional support truck” lmaooo

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    • agent_flounder@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      2023 and we’re still body shaming dick size.

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    • intensely_human@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Hey as somebody with a small dick I really appreciate your adding that bit in about cunnilingus skills.

      I can always go into the slime if I want to get her off

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  • spudwart@spudwart.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You can blame the driver for parking poorly, or you can blame the manufacturer for making a massive truck that can barely fit into a standard parking space, or you can blame car-centric infrastructure for making it so that everyone has to drive, even those that are insecure about their length.

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    • kartonrealista@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I blame all three + the driver again for buying this stupid fucking truck they probably don’t even need and won’t benefit them 99% time. But hey, it excels at killing children in driveways, so that’s something.

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      • Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        They got upsold by the dealer.

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    • thorbot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It’s still the dipshit driver’s fault. Nobody forced them to buy that monstrosity or park like that.

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      • spudwart@spudwart.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        People are easily manipulated at scale ( No one is immune to Propaganda ). Fear marketing is more powerful to those who are anti-social, and car centric infrastructure perpetuates an anti-social society by sprawling people out and segregating them in transit through a car, and segregating them in their homes based on class.

        Most people go for whats cheapest, and many trucks have been dropping in price, compared to their more regulated counterparts. Everyone in the US needs a car, whether they want one or not.

        He definitely could’ve parked better, but the greater issue at hand is if driving was a requirement in the US but instead a luxury, The privilege of driving would be restricted to those who can pass a more rigorous driving test. But since in the US, public transportation has been designated as being for the poor and the desperate, their upkeep and social understanding of them has reflected this.

        No one wants to ride the bus or take a train in the US because “Ah it’s dangerous, everyone gets stabbed, shot and bludgeoned there!!”. The reason for this is deceptively simple, if you designate something as only being for a class of people that is known to fall into violence as a result of their material conditions, then everything that they use will reflect that negative connotation.

        But similarly, should cars and trucks not have a similar reputation? As cars and trucks are in frequent accidents and so many complain about bad drivers. Road rage, and police chases. Why don’t cars have the same negative connotation as public transportation? Because you, me and most people who are not in the “poor and the desperate” category use them. If any negative issues come to light at all, the solution isn’t to avoid driving, the issue is to improve the driving experience, hence all these absurd massive tank trucks.

        The “reason” I alluded to that was deceptively simple earlier, is not that if something becomes associated with bad events and behavior it will become undesirable. the deceptively simple reason is In-Group/Out-Group bias.

        Because those with middle-class wealth all the way to the richest all use Cars, naturally this form of transportation sees the most improvement. But since public transportation is only used by the poor and the desperate, it sees neglect instead of improvement.

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    • intensely_human@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I’d just put the blame on the part of OP’s brain that gets mad at non-problems

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    • grue@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I’ll take option #3, thanks!

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  • Aceticon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Looks like an unusually considerate truck owner to me.

    “No care in the world” diagonal parking could’ve used 6 parking spots instead of a "mere"4.

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    • ghostdoggtv@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      He doesn’t care enough to maximize his inefficiency. The worst type of asshole.

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  • Alexstarfire@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I love parking as close as I can to these people. My car is already scratched and dinged up from random shit over the years.

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    • CADmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I have an ancient and quirky 4x4, it’s painted with bedliner, and I do the same. It’s narrow enough to fit in a parking space that another vehicle is partially in.

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      • dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Eyy, bedliner gang. Both of my 4 wheeled vehicles are bedlinered. Being shiny is for chumps.

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  • mojo@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Tiny penis

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  • intensely_human@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This parking lot looks pretty empty to me

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    • Duamerthrax@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I’d also like to know how far from the front of the lot it is.

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  • joemo@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    While I generally agree with giving people shit for taking up multiple spots, this one isn’t that bad. He’s just over the line. You see some people.who park in the middle of those four spots.

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    • Norgur@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Just because there are bigger cunts out there doesn't mean the comparatively smaller cunts can't be called out for being cunts, right?

      I like to use the word cunt at the moment for some reason. So let's get this out of my system:
      Cunty cunting cunt!

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      • joemo@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I mean I’m giving the guy the benefit of the doubt here. He’s practically on the line to the right and slightly over on the back. Oh no! Burn the witch! I’ve seen people in small cars park worse.

        Sounds like you just hate trucks, and that’s ok.

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      • bustrpoindextr@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I mean honestly you don’t actually know that he’s a cunt. It’s possible that when he initially parked the car to the left was over the line and he had to be over the line to compensate.

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  • Tikiporch@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That parking lot looks packed, so this is worth your mental distress.

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    • Shiggles@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It’s mildly infuriating, not pants shittingly aggravating. If anything this fits more than the usually much more upsetting content.

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    • scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Typical selfish behavior. Oh it’s empty now, don’t think about it getting busier and other people needing spots later. No no I’m the main character I deserve these spots.

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  • DeskP1loti@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Racing stripes on a truck…hmmm.

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    • Norgur@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Gives at least 100FPS 10 km/h

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    • atrielienz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Have you not seen the Shelby F250?

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  • bluGill@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    There are no other cars around. I often park at the far end of the lot so nobody parks close to me, and then I don't have to worry about those lines.

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  • ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Unrelated, but did you know that most cars and trucks only carry one spare tire?

    So if, god forbid, something happened to more than one tire, it becomes significantly more difficult to deal with.

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    • teamevil@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Lots of new cars come with none spare tire.

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    • Dicska@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Would that make it take up extra space for even longer than it does already?

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  • Showroom7561@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That guy is taking up like 50 bike parking spots.

    Perhaps stores should set up a handful of “big car” parking spots at the very far end of the lot and let these losers walk.

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    • Tenthrow@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That’s the way it should be but they don’t care they park anywhere they want.

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      • intensely_human@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        This is already the way it is. At least where I work, the people who park across multiple spots do so at the far end of the parking lot where nobody else is parking.

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    • intensely_human@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Looks like this truck is already far enough out to be behind the convenient spaces. Either that or the lot serves a store with no demand.

      Either way there are no cars surrounding the truck in this photo, indicating that nobody is actually being harmed or even inconvenienced.

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  • uis@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This car is FAT! I mean this car is body-positive.

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  • blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This just shows the laziness and incompetence of truck drivers. I could see this being an easy mistake to make since he’s pretty close on all the lines, but it really doesn’t take that long to correct it when you get out of your truck lol.

    Without more context, at least he parked away from others in an empty part of the lot.

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    • Fubar91@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Idiot drivers*

      Happens with all vehicle’s. Not everyone that owns a truck has a room temp IQ like the person depicted here.

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      • blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        A largely disproportionate pool of Idiot drivers* are just truck drivers lol.

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    • TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      This type of shit is in purpose so no one hits the truck.

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  • GigaWerts@lemmy.eco.br ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The car’s size is the same of one’s ego.

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  • spudwart@spudwart.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    (🛻 * 📏) = 1/( 🍆 * 📏 )

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    • neumast@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Error: Div 0 not defined!

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  • HollandJim@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Odd how the tiniest dicks take the most space.

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    • crashoverride@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I saw a truck parked similarly but he took up 4 spots

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  • thorbot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Aaand that’s a keying

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    • scottmeme@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Naw, just loosen a valve stem

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      • noobnarski@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Just lift the wipers and leave them flipped away

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      • intensely_human@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Mustard gas in the AC!

        Am I doing it right?

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  • mrfriki@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Hence the 4x4 sticker: 4 parking spaces for 4 wheels.

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  • skip0110@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    What’s worse, the parking or the broad generalizations in the comments here?

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    • ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Your momma.

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  • MrFlamey@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Needs a 2x2 sticker added to the back to show how many parking spaces he occupies.

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  • RushingSquirrel@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Want*. He only needs 1

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  • Nobsi@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I mean… Its too long to be a 1x1 so a 1x2 is definitely needed. I would argue hes not even a 2x2 as you can still get in the other 2 spots yeah?

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