Maybe three towels

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• stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I want you to put a rod in my hole

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  So paper towels?

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• qarbone@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I can do three towels, but then I have to do laundry. And I just did it, so I’d have to wait and honestly it’s…

  I’ll see if I have some paper towels.

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• TachyonTele@piefed.social ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Fo… four towels? Come on if there’s a mess we need to clean it up

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  • redsand@infosec.pub ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    We got a bid of four towels, I said four towels do I hear five?

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    • Damn990099@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      SIX TOWELS!

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  • stumu415@lemmy.zip ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    There… Are… Four… Towels!!

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• DrWorm@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Inside you there are two towels…

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  • testaccount789@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    …you may want to visit the ER.

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    • Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That’s where I got them

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• chunes@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  why is there a Millennium Falcon watermark

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• Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  A true gentleman, showing her the Riker maneuver.

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  • ikidd@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    RIker? I barely knew her!

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• tias@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Am I the only one who never felt that Deanna Troi wasn’t particularly attractive? I mean, she’s okay (enough that it doesn’t detract from other traits), but not above average. Yet she’s often presented as if she’s supposed to be eye candy for the show.

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  • BangelaQuirkel@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    She may not be your type but I’d wager she’s easy ok the eyes for most

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    • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Also how they styled her hair and clothing was very much an 80s-hot look.

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  • Zink@programming.dev ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    She’s not my type either, but I always thought she was super attractive.

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  • thethrilloftime69@feddit.online ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    She’s definitely well above average. Have you walked around like anywhere in America lately?

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    • tias@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨20⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Well, the U.S. definitely weighs down the average (pun intended), but it’s only 4% of the world’s population.

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  • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    She’s a Star Wars 10

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    • BigBenis@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      This feels like it’s supposed to be a dig on Star Wars if it weren’t for the fact that it’s got both Carrie Fisher and Natalie Portman.

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  • TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    She’s got that “the girl next door” vibe. She’s not sultry and seductive looking, but very beautiful in an innocent way.

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  • TachyonTele@piefed.social ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I agree. She’s obviously attractive, but just not my type at all.

    I doubt either of us would say no if she walked up to us though.

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    • Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I mean any decent person would give her all the towels she needs.

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• Bonje@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  A… flood pump? Help me out here

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• lethargicpuppy14@sh.itjust.works ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Is this a reference to one of the finest Sonic the Hedgehog memes around? youtu.be/slIxAWwg1vY

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