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Anon wonders what went wrong

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • Voxel@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    1000094469

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  • BreakerSwitch@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Afaik, most ED is caused by being out of shape. The penis is basically a blood balloon, and your heart has to work hard to keep it inflated. If you aren’t doing any sort of cardio, you can fall below that threshold. Luckily, that means with some cardio, most of the time it can be reversed

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    • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      There are mental effects at play, too. Men can get too anxious or, as I find more probable in anon’s case, too used to getting a lot of different visual stimulation

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      • Apytele@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Not even just visual stimuli. It can be visual, sound, a vagina not gripping as hard as his hand, the fact that he always uses the exact same coconut scented nivea lotion vs finding out what actual girl sweat smells like, or even the proprioceptive difference between getting off leaning back in a computer chair supported semi-fowlers position vs actually prone on top of a partner–there are many more sensory inputs at play than one might think.

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      • BreakerSwitch@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I’m interpreting your name as relevant

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    • rumschlumpel@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I mean, that much masturbation should probably count as cardio …

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    • BreakerSwitch@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      And I think we can safely assume that anon isn’t living the healthiest lifestyle

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    • Atomic@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Also worth noting that lack of regular erection can cause shrinkage. Since the tissue can lose part of its elasticity.

      It’s normally not a problem at all even if you literally never masturbate, due to erections that occur during sleep.

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      • TORFdot0@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        “If you don’t use it, you lose it” was true?!??

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  • lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Seditary lifestyle

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    • mindbleach@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Sedentary.

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  • ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    A candle that burns twice as bright burns for half as long

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  • chronicledmonocle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Holy shit 12 times a day? How has your dick not fallen off?

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    • TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      they use lube with vitamins, duh

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  • kat_angstrom@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s probably a diet issue. Maybe they need more Vitamin D? Exercise would prove beneficial. Therapy wouldn’t hurt but also wouldn’t particularly assist unless it would. Maybe they should try to develop some new and different hobbies to grow as a person. Have they considered eating a higher volume of legumes?

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  • daggermoon@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Thank Ahura Mazda, It’s not just me.

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  • deathbird@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What does “ED at 23” even mean in this context? He can only bust 10 times a day now?

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    • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Anon probably discovered he can’t get hard for actual sex during one lucky opportunity

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    • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Erectile disfunction at age 23

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  • DragonAce@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Can you say desensitization?

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  • finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ran outta juice, huh? Have you tried … not being flaccid?

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    • urheber@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Did you know its actually pronounced flaccid and not flaccid? Most people don’t.

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    12 times a day isn’t enough to prevent erectile dysfunction.

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    • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Let’s double those numbers. For science!

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  • XaetaCore@lemmy.neondystopia.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Anon broke pp

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  • yuriRO@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Drink more water

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  • Ghostie@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Image

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  • slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I have a theory

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  • GuyIncognito@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Two words: blue chew

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  • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Youre probably having sex with the wrong gender. Go give the other team a try.

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  • Martyy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU EVEN FAP 12 TIMES A DAY??? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. oh wait its 4chan then Im not suprised

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  • Blackmist@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You wanna pace yourself. You only get a bucket and half.

    That’s all I got…

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