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At least she doesn’t need a scary costume for Halloween.
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Submitted 2 years ago by jazzynuovelle@lemmy.world to mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world
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TheBat@lemmy.world 2 years ago
bob_lemon@feddit.de 2 years ago
Although I bet she could pull off an amazing Yzma, what with her being scary beyond all reason and all.
ThunderWhiskers@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Too much…uh…mass.
moshtradamus666@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Is this even real?
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
She’s looks about 40% real, if that’s what you’re asking.
Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 2 years ago
No, the cigarettes and ash trays are so badly photoshopped
HikingVet@lemmy.sdf.org 2 years ago
That’s a cup holder.
WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world 2 years ago
If it is a real human person, I am offended to have ever occupied the same universe as them.
Cornpop@lemmy.world 2 years ago
This is so fake lol obvious troll
RadButNotAChad@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I was thinking the same thing. It’s all written in such a way to make people mad and get them to respond. It’s like being back on reddit!
swan_pr@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
I can’t believe anyone looking at this would think it’s real, wtf
Hyperreality@kbin.social 2 years ago
I wonder how old she is. The smoking and tanning has obviously aged her face.
MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Her body says mid 35 year old with a boob job, but her face says 65 year old plastic surgery addict
ares35@kbin.social 2 years ago
a walking billboard of the dangers of dollar store cosmetic surgery.
MeatsOfRage@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 2 years ago
The sad part is she’d probably still be a bombshell if she didn’t smoke, tan and get the plastic surgery. But then smoking, tanning and driving without a seatbelt all suggest an extreme lack of consideration of consequences
Shialac@lemmy.world 2 years ago
So, I count 8 Cigarettes in that cup holder. Add the one in her Hand, at least 9 cigarettes in total
A helicopter flight from DC to NYC is ~90 Minutes…
Thats at least one cigarette every 10 minutes
When I was still smoking it took me about 10min per cig, so she basically ignited a new one as soon as one was done for the whole flight??
noride@lemm.ee 2 years ago
That’s where the term “chain smoking” comes from, one after another all day long.
BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 2 years ago
When I used to smoke and do mushrooms (still do the mushrooms, but kicked the cigs) I’d buy 2 packs before a trip because I’d chain smoke almost a whole pack during it. I’d light my new cig with the butt of the old one. God I mustve reeked lol. To be fair-ish I was mostly letting them burn because they were fun to look at
solivine@sopuli.xyz 2 years ago
I’ve known people who can go through that much in that time
whoisearth@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
You never knew anyone who lit their cigarette with the one they were finishing? Shit is so common with bad addicts.
Necronomicommunist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 years ago
Worked with a guy who smoked and didn’t own a lighter. Lit his cig from the stove at home, then just kept lighting the next one with the last one all day. Insane.
ValiantDust@feddit.de 2 years ago
Smoking around kids is terrible, without question and the good driver argument is of course bullshit. But she is on to something with the seat belt. Many woman have trouble even with average sized boobs. For some the seat belt slips up and crosses the throat which is not only very uncomfortable but I imagine not exactly safe. But those boobs are for looking at not for taking into account while designing safety features, amirite?
MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 2 years ago
They make seatbelt adapters for this exact scenario
Okashiikessen@lemmy.world 2 years ago
They don’t market them well, though.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Who needs a seatbelt when you’ve got these airbags, amirite?!
stebo02@sopuli.xyz 2 years ago
I’m actually not mad at the seatbelt thing, she might just get the Darwin award
YeetPics@mander.xyz 2 years ago
Double D(elusional)
Jaysyn@kbin.social 2 years ago
Anthropomorphized garbage scow.
crystalmerchant@lemmy.world 2 years ago
those tits are real right
Jerb322@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Sickening
GeoGio7@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I don’t want to believe this is real
walden@sub.wetshaving.social 2 years ago
Smoking never looked so good.
Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 2 years ago
There are quicker ways to off yourself than smoking. Would not recommend.
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I procrastinate in everything else, so I don’t see why that should be different.
puppy@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Some people don’t deserve kids. Come to think of it, a lot of people don’t deserve them.
skbo@lu.skbo.net 2 years ago
There’s a lot this plastic bag doesn’t deserve.
lemann@lemmy.one 2 years ago
A whole walking Polytetrafluoroethylene 🤦♂️
I feel sorry for the daughter honestly
RGB3x3@lemmy.world 2 years ago
As someone who recently has a kid, it’s absolutely wild that they just let you leave the hospital with a child, basically no questions asked.
It’s scary how many bad people are allowed to have children.
Nomad@infosec.pub 2 years ago
All kids dont deserve parents like this.
BorgDrone@lemmy.one 2 years ago
No one ‘deserves’ kids. They aren’t a reward or property. They aren’t there for your entertainment. They are a responsibility.
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Maybe so, but some people REALLY don’t.
Damaskox@lemmy.world 2 years ago
A responsibility to look after if they are made. Not a responsibility to make them though.
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 2 years ago
The real challenge though is balancing that fact without falling down the slippery slope of eugenics. Plus parents who are only mildly endangering to their kids tend to be much better for the kids than the foster system is.