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At least she doesn’t need a scary costume for Halloween.
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Submitted 1 year ago by jazzynuovelle@lemmy.world to mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world
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TheBat@lemmy.world 1 year ago
bob_lemon@feddit.de 1 year ago
Although I bet she could pull off an amazing Yzma, what with her being scary beyond all reason and all.
ThunderWhiskers@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Too much…uh…mass.
moshtradamus666@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Is this even real?
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
She’s looks about 40% real, if that’s what you’re asking.
Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 1 year ago
No, the cigarettes and ash trays are so badly photoshopped
HikingVet@lemmy.sdf.org 1 year ago
That’s a cup holder.
WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world 1 year ago
If it is a real human person, I am offended to have ever occupied the same universe as them.
Cornpop@lemmy.world 1 year ago
This is so fake lol obvious troll
RadButNotAChad@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I was thinking the same thing. It’s all written in such a way to make people mad and get them to respond. It’s like being back on reddit!
swan_pr@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
I can’t believe anyone looking at this would think it’s real, wtf
Hyperreality@kbin.social 1 year ago
I wonder how old she is. The smoking and tanning has obviously aged her face.
MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Her body says mid 35 year old with a boob job, but her face says 65 year old plastic surgery addict
ares35@kbin.social 1 year ago
a walking billboard of the dangers of dollar store cosmetic surgery.
MeatsOfRage@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 1 year ago
The sad part is she’d probably still be a bombshell if she didn’t smoke, tan and get the plastic surgery. But then smoking, tanning and driving without a seatbelt all suggest an extreme lack of consideration of consequences
Shialac@lemmy.world 1 year ago
So, I count 8 Cigarettes in that cup holder. Add the one in her Hand, at least 9 cigarettes in total
A helicopter flight from DC to NYC is ~90 Minutes…
Thats at least one cigarette every 10 minutes
When I was still smoking it took me about 10min per cig, so she basically ignited a new one as soon as one was done for the whole flight??
noride@lemm.ee 1 year ago
That’s where the term “chain smoking” comes from, one after another all day long.
BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 1 year ago
When I used to smoke and do mushrooms (still do the mushrooms, but kicked the cigs) I’d buy 2 packs before a trip because I’d chain smoke almost a whole pack during it. I’d light my new cig with the butt of the old one. God I mustve reeked lol. To be fair-ish I was mostly letting them burn because they were fun to look at
solivine@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
I’ve known people who can go through that much in that time
whoisearth@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
You never knew anyone who lit their cigarette with the one they were finishing? Shit is so common with bad addicts.
Necronomicommunist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Worked with a guy who smoked and didn’t own a lighter. Lit his cig from the stove at home, then just kept lighting the next one with the last one all day. Insane.
ValiantDust@feddit.de 1 year ago
Smoking around kids is terrible, without question and the good driver argument is of course bullshit. But she is on to something with the seat belt. Many woman have trouble even with average sized boobs. For some the seat belt slips up and crosses the throat which is not only very uncomfortable but I imagine not exactly safe. But those boobs are for looking at not for taking into account while designing safety features, amirite?
MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 1 year ago
They make seatbelt adapters for this exact scenario
Okashiikessen@lemmy.world 1 year ago
They don’t market them well, though.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Who needs a seatbelt when you’ve got these airbags, amirite?!
stebo02@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
I’m actually not mad at the seatbelt thing, she might just get the Darwin award
YeetPics@mander.xyz 1 year ago
Double D(elusional)
Jaysyn@kbin.social 1 year ago
Anthropomorphized garbage scow.
crystalmerchant@lemmy.world 1 year ago
those tits are real right
Jerb322@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Sickening
GeoGio7@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I don’t want to believe this is real
walden@sub.wetshaving.social 1 year ago
Smoking never looked so good.
Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
There are quicker ways to off yourself than smoking. Would not recommend.
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I procrastinate in everything else, so I don’t see why that should be different.
puppy@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Some people don’t deserve kids. Come to think of it, a lot of people don’t deserve them.
skbo@lu.skbo.net 1 year ago
There’s a lot this plastic bag doesn’t deserve.
lemann@lemmy.one 1 year ago
A whole walking Polytetrafluoroethylene 🤦♂️
I feel sorry for the daughter honestly
RGB3x3@lemmy.world 1 year ago
As someone who recently has a kid, it’s absolutely wild that they just let you leave the hospital with a child, basically no questions asked.
It’s scary how many bad people are allowed to have children.
Nomad@infosec.pub 1 year ago
All kids dont deserve parents like this.
BorgDrone@lemmy.one 1 year ago
No one ‘deserves’ kids. They aren’t a reward or property. They aren’t there for your entertainment. They are a responsibility.
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Maybe so, but some people REALLY don’t.
Damaskox@lemmy.world 1 year ago
A responsibility to look after if they are made. Not a responsibility to make them though.
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 1 year ago
The real challenge though is balancing that fact without falling down the slippery slope of eugenics. Plus parents who are only mildly endangering to their kids tend to be much better for the kids than the foster system is.