Medicine is for the week. I’m gonna chug a bottle of ghost pepper hot sauce and duct tape my asshole shut. You think you’re in my intestines!? No this is HELL.
My poor tapeworm
Submitted 3 weeks ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Etterra@discuss.online 3 weeks ago
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
What the fuck is it with this guy and chillies? Oooh, my layer of microtriches over the tegument at the shared body wall surface! Burns like fuck!
thefluffiest@feddit.nl 3 weeks ago
Won’t anyone think of those poor French tapeworms!
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
They call me Doctor Worm
Good morning how are you I’m Doctor WormI’m not a real doctor but I am a real worm
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
Next up: halloumi with hot honey!
hypnicjerk@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
pull the tapeworm out of your ass (hey)
ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
It eats the cheese or it gets the covid medicine
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
ugh. get some class, tapeworm.
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Dumbass tapeworm, don’t you know how expensive cheese is? Fucker should be grateful
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I always wondered why people atr pumpkin seeds, then I found out one day they are natural dewormers when I was checking if my chickens could eat pumpkins. Turns out it works for humans as well
ickplant@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Your pumpkins have seeds in them? Mine only come with cats:
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Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Do not the cat.
robocall@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’ll take two pumpkins please
Alenalda@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
roasted and salted pumpkin seeds are bomb though
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
does it even work a tapeworm, unless it dies antiparasitics, the scolex has hooks that is attaches to intestinal wall firmly.
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
No idea, check with your doctor if you get a tapeworm lol, id assume it’s different for everyone and size/growth age as well.
It’s like “tobacco is the number 1 cause of lung cancer”
But if you exclude tobacco from the product, the results are the same/similar. (Shown in many studies tied to vapes)… Which means tobacco likely isn’t the root origin, it’s just foreign material in the lungs giving cardiovascular issues.
I couldn’t prove pumpkin seeds have no effect or great effect, I’m a food on the Internet
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
COOL.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Thanks for the advice! I now know how to bypass the stupid prescription mafia.