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My poor tapeworm

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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ickplant@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I always wondered why people atr pumpkin seeds, then I found out one day they are natural dewormers when I was checking if my chickens could eat pumpkins. Turns out it works for humans as well

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    • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Your pumpkins have seeds in them? Mine only come with cats:

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      • Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Do not the cat.

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      • robocall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I’ll take two pumpkins please

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    • Alenalda@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      roasted and salted pumpkin seeds are bomb though

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    • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      does it even work a tapeworm, unless it dies antiparasitics, the scolex has hooks that is attaches to intestinal wall firmly.

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      • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        No idea, check with your doctor if you get a tapeworm lol, id assume it’s different for everyone and size/growth age as well.

        It’s like “tobacco is the number 1 cause of lung cancer”

        But if you exclude tobacco from the product, the results are the same/similar. (Shown in many studies tied to vapes)… Which means tobacco likely isn’t the root origin, it’s just foreign material in the lungs giving cardiovascular issues.

        I couldn’t prove pumpkin seeds have no effect or great effect, I’m a food on the Internet

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      • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        COOL.

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    • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Thanks for the advice! I now know how to bypass the stupid prescription mafia.

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  • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Medicine is for the week. I’m gonna chug a bottle of ghost pepper hot sauce and duct tape my asshole shut. You think you’re in my intestines!? No this is HELL.

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  • Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What the fuck is it with this guy and chillies? Oooh, my layer of microtriches over the tegument at the shared body wall surface! Burns like fuck!

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  • thefluffiest@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Won’t anyone think of those poor French tapeworms!

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  • SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They call me Doctor Worm
    Good morning how are you I’m Doctor Worm

    I’m not a real doctor but I am a real worm

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  • Korhaka@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Next up: halloumi with hot honey!

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  • hypnicjerk@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    pull the tapeworm out of your ass (hey)

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  • ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It eats the cheese or it gets the covid medicine

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    ugh. get some class, tapeworm.

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  • FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Dumbass tapeworm, don’t you know how expensive cheese is? Fucker should be grateful

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