Date went okay. Guy was nice. We had some things in common but also were in different worlds. I think after I meet these next two people, I will quit this app thing.
Discussion Thread 🐨 Friday 6 February 2026
Submitted 2 weeks ago by YarraByte@aussie.zone to melbourne@aussie.zone
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LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 2 weeks ago
Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 2 weeks ago
The amount of dates I’ve been on where they were amazing in text and potatoes in real life led me to ditching the apps v
LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 2 weeks ago
Another potato checking in 🫡🤫
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 2 weeks ago
get to know them 🙂
SituationCake@aussie.zone 2 weeks ago
You’re going to quit because the very first person was nice and the date went well?
LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 2 weeks ago
No, it’s just kind of exhausting to meet people off apps. It’s like going on a blind date, except you have pictures of them and a little bit of chit chat.
SaneMartigan@aussie.zone 2 weeks ago
I only wind up with women I’ve known for a year+ through hobbies or social circles. I don’t date well, I’m a bad salesman.
LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 2 weeks ago
I like that
RustyRaven@aussie.zone 2 weeks ago
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 2 weeks ago
that looks so yummy
imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone 2 weeks ago
Sooo good. Are they homemade tortillas?
RustyRaven@aussie.zone 2 weeks ago
Yes, homemade tortillas. And home grown corriander too.
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 2 weeks ago
SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 2 weeks ago
Cat bum!
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 2 weeks ago
yes it is … lol , it’s Ted
Catfish@aussie.zone 2 weeks ago
Can he fit if he wants?
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 2 weeks ago
yes , he even looks out the little windows
SituationCake@aussie.zone 2 weeks ago
Woke up too early due to a nightmare I was going to fail year 12. What? That was a very long time ago, and I was never at risk of failing, brain what is wrong with you? I would like to go back to sleep now.
tombruzzo@aussie.zone 2 weeks ago
Gotta say, work is not very good at product launches. They’re the sort of place that only puts out something new every 5 years or so but this has been a real hodge-podge.
When I worked for the world’s largest instrument manufacturer we would sometimes have 3 product launches in a week, but they were bad at launches in their own way. They’d announce something then say stock wouldn’t arrive for a couple of months. When stock finally hit stores we weren’t talking about it because we were preparing for the next product launch.
Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 2 weeks ago
I took the best client facing IT guy with me into a meeting today.
Let me just say, he’s an awesome guy and great to work with.
However.
These guys really overestimate what the average person understands. Now I get why they hired me.
Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 2 weeks ago
Back when I worked as a business analyst, about 80% of my work was translating geek into human and back again. It’s a thing. Geek being insurance speak/legalese.
Salvo@aussie.zone 2 weeks ago
My job description is “Parts Interpreter”.
I have to translate descriptions like “Thingy”, “Whatchamacallit” and “Doo-dad” into useful descriptions through dialogue with the customer.
It is amazing how often the customer doesn’t want to work with you in a dialogue and doesn’t answer any questions or respond to clarifications.
SaneMartigan@aussie.zone 2 weeks ago
I almost got offered a job because I could explain Juniper and MLPS even though I don’t have the technical knowledge.
Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 2 weeks ago
If you have good hygiene and can translate any technical concept to a normal person you’re basically an instant hire in IT.
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 2 weeks ago
agree
the hard part is not making average people defensive
SaneMartigan@aussie.zone 2 weeks ago
Part of the reason I gave up on my relationship with my father is that he started off defensive when learning about computers and devolved into a full on adult tantrum when I told him he didn’t need to know everything at the start. Specifically I was setting up DNS and he wouldn’t let me continue but refused to listen to anything I had to say. Still bothers me. Were I richer I’d get therapy for it but as it is I don’t think there’s any reconciling between us at this point.
Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 2 weeks ago
You are soooooo right about that.
imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone 2 weeks ago
Cheers 🥂🥂. Day of admin and budgets today. Necessary evil. Now to celebrate with a cool drink and a big plate of pastas
Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 2 weeks ago
Cheers 🥂
Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 2 weeks ago
Holy shit I got my ticket to see Poison the Well. Been waiting since I was twenty fucking one to see these guys.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuck yessssssssssssss🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 2 weeks ago
🍻 cheers. I’m trying DHC Twilight Hazy IPA which is from a Japanese brewery near Mt Fuji. It’s very malty for an IPA. I purchased it at Sessions bottle shop in Box Hill. They have a vast range of Japanese beers. What they didn’t have is a Thai spirit called Mekhong. It’s really a rum type spirit. If anyone can turn me on to a supplier I will be your best friend.
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 2 weeks ago
afternoon tired
wonder if I have a bug
RustyRaven@aussie.zone 2 weeks ago
Fruit & veg box arrived. I have sooooo many limes now! The capsicums are red this month instead of green which is nice.
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 2 weeks ago
One blackberry + one triangle of cream cheese = party in mouth
You’re welcome
LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 2 weeks ago
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 2 weeks ago
useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 2 weeks ago
In case anyone was wondering, Bunnings do in fact, stock ladies underwear. Be the first to review!
Pilk@aussie.zone 2 weeks ago
Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 2 weeks ago
🤣🤣🤣
Catfish@aussie.zone 2 weeks ago
Dude! One can tell you are not well acquainted with the female nethers
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 2 weeks ago
my timetable is out sorts while the move is in progress
but it’s not absolute chaos , I’ll work around it 👍
useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 2 weeks ago
AMPLIFON !
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 2 weeks ago
Did you turn 50 too and get a letter?
useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 2 weeks ago
lol no I’ve been around longer than that. I just had a giggle at your story yesterday 🙂
RustyRaven@aussie.zone 2 weeks ago
I’ve had bowel cancer screening and breastscreen letters so far. Apparently turning 50 means your body is going to try to kill you.
PeelerSheila@aussie.zone 2 weeks ago
For me it was the bowel cancer swab that really made it sink in (so to speak)
Alamutjones@aussie.zone 2 weeks ago
If it makes you feel better, it’s probably me who reimburses you for the cost of those. I pay a ton of hearing aid claims
Catfish@aussie.zone 2 weeks ago
The one that super pissed me off was ‘you turned 30’ upgrade your health insurance for Spawn! Get all the way in the bin.
LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 2 weeks ago
melbaboutown@aussie.zone 2 weeks ago
Leg feels a bit better… remove bandage for shower and walk on it unsupported… starts hurting again
I’m the brightest bulb in the box /s
Alamutjones@aussie.zone 2 weeks ago
I’ve done so much work this morning I’m basically cross-eyed. This lunch break is very welcome
tone212_@aussie.zone 2 weeks ago
I am druuunk! Whoops. When the booze is free I go crazy.
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 2 weeks ago
now off to buy some more household stuff 🙂
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 2 weeks ago
beach
melbaboutown@aussie.zone 2 weeks ago
Melbcat seems a bit grumpy and withdrawn today. She ate a bit of wet food after the nausea meds kicked in, then after a while of hiding she came out and had some biccies.
But she just seems a bit off. There was yelling at the door and to go up on the chair and now she’s just chilling looking a bit unwell. The vet said to monitor until tomorrow and call back if needed.
I found more of the old brand of flea drops so old mate should be sorted for a few months.
RustyRaven@aussie.zone 2 weeks ago
Washing is on, floors are vacuumed, bread is cooking and my fruit & veg box should be delivered soon. I really should do some menu planning.
bacon@aussie.zone 2 weeks ago
Beep Beep 🚚
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Can I have the world’s worst fruit salad?
bacon@aussie.zone 2 weeks ago
🪰🍆
Catfish@aussie.zone 2 weeks ago
A jar of XO and a spoon please
bacon@aussie.zone 2 weeks ago
🌶️❌🅾️🥣
Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 2 weeks ago
Crab cakes and chippies please chef.
bacon@aussie.zone 2 weeks ago
🦀🥯🍟
calhoon2005@aussie.zone 2 weeks ago
Friday night mixtape…go
Track 1 - So far gone - the sheepdogs
Catfish@aussie.zone 2 weeks ago
This an especially stoned cat black cat with cat nip madness