Me waiting for the cute Texas girls to DM me at 55 Water St.

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Jesus, a real life Patrick Bateman.

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  • mastertigurius@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Bateman actually had redeeming qualities. He returned his videotapes.

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    • thisbenzingring@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      returned them rewound and clean enough to eat off of, def no blood splatters on them

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    • crazycraw@crazypeople.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      he also fed ATMs like a good boy.

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• The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Image

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• SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Why is he giving such Jerry Seinfeld vibes in this pic

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  • TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Image

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    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I mean…she is 18…

      that said it doesn’t account for the two previous years they were “together”.

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    • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      What’s this? Sugar Daddy Magazine?

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    • techt@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Copperfield and Schiffer in the bottom-left were 38 and 24 when they began dating as well. Not as bad but the vibes keep on similaring.

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  • CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Cut from the same degenerate cloth. Shoshanna Lonstein dated Seinfeld, starting when she was 17 and he was 39.

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  • varden@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It’s the hair, also the gross attraction to very young women, but I think it’s mostly the hair

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  • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I thought Luigi Mangione before reading the text. Sorry Luigi. 🤷

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• SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I can’t respond to this, you dont make over $1M a year.

  Cute Texas girls coming to 55 Water St. : Big Wheel parking in back.

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• rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  For those curious, this is from Cosmopolitan Magazine in July 1980 and the address was the office of Bear Sterns. (source/archived soure)

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• DarkFuture@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I can’t write to this dynamo. He’s dead after raping children.

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