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• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  They say God works in mysterious ways. As an athiest, if I am wrong, and god does exist, he doesn’t work in mysterious ways. He’s playing The Sims, and enjoys torturing everyone. He removes the ladder from the pool.

  Either that, or he’s AFK, and will come back to see how we’ve developed over the past 2000 years. And he’ll be like “the fuck are they DOING???”

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  • RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Jobs? To make money? To eat!? I created all this shit for you to eat. For free! You enslaved yourselves!

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    • TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Isn’t this a Louis CK bit?

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  • VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Either that, or he’s AFK, and will come back to see how we’ve developed over the past 2000 years.

    Fun fact: that’s pretty much exactly what the bible says is happening.

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• Darkness343@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I yearn for a future in which we have mutilated angels powering the reactors that fuel our cities with their ‘divine’ energy. Energy that will let us invade hell in order to find some free demonic energy for more power before we go into the stars and fight the aliens.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Drill, baby, drill!

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    • Darkness343@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Demonic and angelic essence are more powerful than the remains of the ancient dragons.

      It’ll be enough to help us venture into the stars before we properly control fusion

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• Twoafros@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Skin of a pig??

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  • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC10313609/

    We demonstrated that ex vivo pig skin most closely resembles human skin in physiological, histological, and structural aspects…

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  • hodgepodgin@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Image

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    • EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      TIHI

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Not an insult. Your skin smells nice and porky today btw.

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• faythofdragons@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  As a point of pedantry, humans can’t have the voice box of a parrot, because parrots have a syrinx and not a larynx.

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  • brown567@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s able to make some insanely detailed sound

    Not a parrot, but someone was able to reconstruct an image from data they encoded into sound and taught to a starling (I think, I don’t have headphones and the species isn’t in the title or description XD)

    youtu.be/hCQCP-5g5bo

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• Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Me! Its me they are talking about.

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• MintyFresh@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  And the morals of a seagull

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  • Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If pigs could fly they would steal your fud doood.

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• NorthWestWind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Literally World Box. You get achievements for raining down 10 meteors or something.

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• tomiant@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Before I got to dolphin I went “jesus christ that sounds monstruous!”

  Had me in the first 3/4ths NGL.

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• ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That’s not fair for the global majority, but I see where you’re coming from.

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• betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Wheels-within-wheels-and-eyes-all-over just applauds this perfectly normal phenomenon. Guess it sees things differently.

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