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Be careful when choosing your profession

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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Tudsamfa@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • bjorney@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I worked in a fruit fly lab for years during grad school, so I’m pretty much fucked

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    • 474D@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      You can totally kick those flies asses

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      • Deceptichum@quokk.au ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Make peace not make pieces.

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      • SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Wonder how many it would take to suffocate someone by accidental inhalation…

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  • halvar@lemy.lol ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    i had to look up whether the second framed picture was photoshopped in or pbf really has gone this mad

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    • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      original for anyone wondering

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      pbfcomics.com/comics/amends/

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      • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        I’m assuming the rat, turtle, and snake are roadkill?

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    • chocrates@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I didn’t get it at first, but it’s a picture of an exterminator in ppe. So dude killed a bunch of bees

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      • MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Thems ain’t bees…

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  • glorkon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    When I was a little kid, one of those flying cunts stung my brother. So I declared war on them.

    Over the years of my childhood, I caught dozens with my net. I held the landing net in front of a cross spider’s web, so that the wasps, triumphantly but mistakenly believing they had gained their freedom, had to fly straight into the web.

    And then I watched those little assholes get destroyed. I’m pretty sure that to this day, I’m worshipped as a god by the local cross spider population.

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  • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    fuck all the wasps I killed in life, I’ll kill 'em again

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  • Sanctus@anarchist.nexus ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    So what, thats like 200 hugs? Thats easy

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    • Tudsamfa@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      🎶Cause I’d get 1000 hugs, from 10000 lightning bugs🎶

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  • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Not the bees!!

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  • ch00f@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    youtu.be/tjdYmQBonew

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  • popekingjoe@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Hmm. Yeah this tracks.

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