They can't keep getting away with this

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• Someone8765210932@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  There is a funny German song about this: Versengold - Im Bier sind Dinge drin

  What I like about this song is that it also works as an argument against all this microchipping none sens, while being funny. If some world government really wanted to chip you, why not put it in beer, or the water supply, or food, etc. They do control all that stuff, you know.

  Not that it makes much sense to put microchips in random people anyway, when almost everyone buys and carries a perfect surveillance suite with them everywhere. They even pay for the data and upgrade them to be faster once every few years. The inmates are financing the prison.

  Oh, and of course, the same morons crying about microchips in vaccines are also uploading their stupid opinions to all kinds of websites on purpose.

  It makes perfect sense for the shadow world government to put expensive microchips in vaccines, instead of just using the smartphones and smartwatches everyone paid for with their hard-earned money via their direct link to google, facebook and apple servers.

  Sorry, I got a bit off-topic. Here are the translated lyrics for the song in bad formatting, if you’re interested:

  There are things in beer (Lyrics) I’ve long suspected That drinking beer does something to me Because more often than not I do really stupid things when I’m slightly tipsy

  But now I know it’s not me I can’t really help it Instead of responsibility, I have genius A conspiracy theory

  There are things in beer, well, things like that That make me cheerful and slightly tipsy Yes, there are things in it and that makes sense The government arranged it that way

  Yes, chemtrails are expensive and out If you want to control the people, you brew Just one sip of beer And Bill Gates has already chipped you

  The internet has revealed it And I, a horny guy, have checked it out A sleeping sheep, anyone who doesn’t rant about it We’re all being vaccinated by swallowing

  There are things in beer, well, things like that They make me feel good and slightly tipsy Yes, there are things in it and that makes sense The government arranged it that way

  So much for the purity law My beer is my daily bread And that’s why I know for sure Because I’m super smart

  There are things in beer, well, things like that They’re definitely to blame for me still being single Yes, there are things in it, and that makes sense

  The state arranged it that way There are things in beer, well, things like that They do this and that and give you a double chin on the side

  Take a closer look, palim palim palim We’re all being controlled

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• CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  This is true

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  • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Oh, fuck, everyone. Be cool.

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    • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Yes be cool, and crack open a nice, ice cold frosty one. Totally not addictive and full of 5G tracking chips.

      (Jokes aside, we should all get together and start a conspiracy theory about how the government has switched from putting the 5G in vaccines to beer.)

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• Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  *Stuart Mackenzie:*Oh, I hated the Colonel with is wee beady eyes, and that smug look on his face. “Oh, you’re gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!”

  Charlie Mackenzie: Dad, how can you hate “The Colonel”?

  Stuart Mackenzie: Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smart arse!

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  • The_Lurker@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Now I have a hankering for KFC.

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Popeye’s is better than KFC where I live.

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• candyman337@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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• oopsgodisdeadmybad@lemmy.zip ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I want a set of good terrorists to quietly just destroy all the breweries and replace them with just farms for chronic.

  See how abusive crimes and DUIs settle down.

  Yes, you can drive impaired from it too, but you wouldn’t have such a high rate of people losing their judgement and forgetting not to drive, that sorta thing.

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  • obsoleteacct@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    We did alcohol prohibition in the US once. I wouldn’t describe the effect on crime as “settled down”. A more apt description might be “St Valentine’s Day Massacre”.

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• Ininewcrow@piefed.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You’re thinking of the Illumanti …. they invented alcoholism to control society 10,000 years ago

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  • zarathustrad@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Now we have Oxycodone.

    Turns out that is the Opiate of the people.

    The sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions… Manufactured by Purdue.

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  • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    You mean Queen Victoria used opium to control the Chinese.

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• realitaetsverlust@piefed.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Tankies when they develop an alcohol addiction:

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  • MisterFrog@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Wait until you hear about How Vodka Ruined Russia

    Tankies ought to be frothing at the mouth about alcoholism, since apparently they love Stalin. And Stalin brought back alcoholism to Russia (Not a socialist at all, in my opinion)

    (Disclaimer, I’m in general much further left than the YouTube channel Kraut, but he makes some quite well put-together videos)

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• umbrella@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  they are putting unhappiness in our lives to make us want their drugs.

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• Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Good damn it! This is the final straw!! Give me two or three more of those beers and then we’re going to fucking riot!

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• bklyn@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Domestically, it’s the ATF that does this

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• slothrop@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  laced with nicotine

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• krooklochurm@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  The beer is putting chemicals in the cia to make them want you every day.

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• Godric@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Joke’s on them, the knowers boof hard liqour everyday to spook the spooks!

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