idk abbout this one discord

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• Fuckswearwords@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Remember when you didn’t even need to log into anything? I genuinely want the internet to go back to that

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  • InFerNo@lemmy.ml ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    But then how can we sell your email to our 1873 partners?

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  • plateee@piefed.social ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Come with me back to IRC land. The water’s fine.

    (Technically you should log in to nickserv, but that’s it)

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    • InFerNo@lemmy.ml ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Only if you want your nick to be reserved, right? At least that’s what Q does on quakenet.

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    • VinnyDaCat@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      (Technically you should log in to nickserv, but that’s it)

      /msg ns identify password

      Good times.

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    • Korhaka@sopuli.xyz ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Normally only bothered if it was somewhere I wanted to return to frequently, otherwise no point registering

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  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s waxed and waned.

    I remember when you had to log into everything, but there wasn’t much to visit. Then people started using the Internet en mas and selling ads was the market maker. So you didn’t need to log in, but you did get the most malicious JavaScript ever written trying to jam pop-ups under your cursor.

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    • laurelraven@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Then: “If you don’t have to pay for it then you’re the product”

      Now: “You have to pay for it and you’re the product”

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  • DempstersBox@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    jesus fucking tell me about it. When the internet was the domain of the nerd doing cool shit because it was cool, instead of… ugh

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  • finitebanjo@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Unless it’s got literally nothing of note on it, I try to make a habit to log into everything manually every time. Some sites find this “suspicious” and make me check my phone and email to get in, which can be a little annoying.

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• archonet@lemy.lol ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I know this is a shitpost, but

  “Your details are […] not stored”

  "We’ll search for you in our database of breached personal information […]

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  • 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Makes me think of that guy who does mockups of hellworld tech concepts

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    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Oh no, that’s a trap

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• pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Is not stored? What about the last discord ID leak?

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• sexy_peach@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  What the fuck is that real?

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  • HowAbt2day@futurology.today ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I can answer that but we’ll need to confirm your identify with a pic of your titties. /s

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    • anomnom@sh.itjust.works ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      How good is your boobs or butt detector?

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  • Saapas@piefed.zip ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Lol no, they aren’t going to try and find your ID in online data breaches. It’s a joke about these “send us your ID to confirm your age” things get breached all the time

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    • planish@sh.itjust.works ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It might work though. They keep making laws about using “commercial databases” but they never say you actually have to pay for them.

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  • possumparty@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I believe it’s a post from a dude in xitter named Soren Iverson, he does posts like this all the time. Basically just black mirror-esque tech site updates.

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  • Rusty@lemmy.ca ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s related to Australian social media ban for teenagers discord.com/…/introducing-new-teen-by-default-exp…

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    • A_A@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Almost ;
      it’s a parody, a caricature. Made in reaction to what you explained.

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  • AbsolutelyClawless@piefed.social ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    While the data breach part isn’t real, the rest of it is.

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    • DempstersBox@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      lol, the data breach part is super real. Them actually searching for it for your authentication isn’t.

      Never not fucking ever will I ever upload any ID to any internet anything. I don’t like using my bank card online. Or in person. Cash is king baby, all else is bullshit and giving fuckers new and exciting ways to steal your shit

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  • three@lemmy.zip ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Lmfao you don’t read the community you’re in?

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    • A_A@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      thanks, Today i learned :
      Shitpost ~= (Jokes, Banter, etc …)

      Sidebar :
      Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.
      Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter.

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• dechnically@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  yk our database of breached personal information?

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• Apytele@sh.itjust.works ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Hubs wanted to sell some used household goods but everybody is on Facebook marketplace and using venmo and cashapp and shit these days and I’m just like. And now his friend says he wants to use zelle for me to go halvsies with him on hubs Christmas present. Fucking marks of the beast!

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  • DempstersBox@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    So sad to me that craigslist, or even just fucking yard sales, and cash seem to be going down in use in the states. Cash is king, baby

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• cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  geez it’s called conveinence people. :p

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• Gladaed@feddit.org ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Actually a great way to id. And cheat by using some else’s id.

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• shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Very Private Now, pls.

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• realitaetsverlust@piefed.zip ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  One of the few use cases where I see AI being great.

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• finitebanjo@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Won’t be me.

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