What the fuck is that real?
idk abbout this one discord
Submitted 10 months ago by io@piefed.blahaj.zone to [deleted]
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sexy_peach@feddit.org 10 months ago
HowAbt2day@futurology.today 10 months ago
I can answer that but we’ll need to confirm your identify with a pic of your titties. /s
anomnom@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
How good is your boobs or butt detector?
Saapas@piefed.zip 10 months ago
Lol no, they aren’t going to try and find your ID in online data breaches. It’s a joke about these “send us your ID to confirm your age” things get breached all the time
planish@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
It might work though. They keep making laws about using “commercial databases” but they never say you actually have to pay for them.
possumparty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
I believe it’s a post from a dude in xitter named Soren Iverson, he does posts like this all the time. Basically just black mirror-esque tech site updates.
Rusty@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
It’s related to Australian social media ban for teenagers discord.com/…/introducing-new-teen-by-default-exp…
A_A@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Almost ;
it’s a parody, a caricature. Made in reaction to what you explained.
three@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Lmfao you don’t read the community you’re in?
A_A@lemmy.world 10 months ago
thanks, Today i learned :
Shitpost ~= (Jokes, Banter, etc …)Sidebar :
Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.
Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter.
AbsolutelyClawless@piefed.social 10 months ago
While the data breach part isn’t real, the rest of it is.
DempstersBox@lemmy.world 10 months ago
lol, the data breach part is super real. Them actually searching for it for your authentication isn’t.
Never not fucking ever will I ever upload any ID to any internet anything. I don’t like using my bank card online. Or in person. Cash is king baby, all else is bullshit and giving fuckers new and exciting ways to steal your shit
archonet@lemy.lol 10 months ago
I know this is a shitpost, but
“Your details are […] not stored”
"We’ll search for you in our database of breached personal information […]
1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world 10 months ago
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Apytele@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Hubs wanted to sell some used household goods but everybody is on Facebook marketplace and using venmo and cashapp and shit these days and I’m just like. And now his friend says he wants to use zelle for me to go halvsies with him on hubs Christmas present. Fucking marks of the beast!
DempstersBox@lemmy.world 10 months ago
So sad to me that craigslist, or even just fucking yard sales, and cash seem to be going down in use in the states. Cash is king, baby
Gladaed@feddit.org 10 months ago
Actually a great way to id. And cheat by using some else’s id.
dechnically@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
yk our database of breached personal information?
cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
geez it’s called conveinence people. :p
realitaetsverlust@piefed.zip 10 months ago
One of the few use cases where I see AI being great.
pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Is not stored? What about the last discord ID leak?
shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Very Private Now, pls.
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Won’t be me.
Fuckswearwords@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Remember when you didn’t even need to log into anything? I genuinely want the internet to go back to that
InFerNo@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
But then how can we sell your email to our 1873 partners?
plateee@piefed.social 10 months ago
Come with me back to IRC land. The water’s fine.
(Technically you should log in to nickserv, but that’s it)
InFerNo@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Only if you want your nick to be reserved, right? At least that’s what Q does on quakenet.
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
Normally only bothered if it was somewhere I wanted to return to frequently, otherwise no point registering
VinnyDaCat@lemmy.world 10 months ago
/msg ns identify password
Good times.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It’s waxed and waned.
I remember when you had to log into everything, but there wasn’t much to visit. Then people started using the Internet en mas and selling ads was the market maker. So you didn’t need to log in, but you did get the most malicious JavaScript ever written trying to jam pop-ups under your cursor.
laurelraven@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Then: “If you don’t have to pay for it then you’re the product”
Now: “You have to pay for it and you’re the product”
DempstersBox@lemmy.world 10 months ago
jesus fucking tell me about it. When the internet was the domain of the nerd doing cool shit because it was cool, instead of… ugh
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Unless it’s got literally nothing of note on it, I try to make a habit to log into everything manually every time. Some sites find this “suspicious” and make me check my phone and email to get in, which can be a little annoying.