Read it in a southern accent, it'll makes sense

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• jqubed@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  If they can’t sell fountain drinks because they don’t have water they shouldn’t be open at all because they also don’t have water in their hand wash sinks.

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  • Asafum@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    “washen yer hands make you gay. Jesus dint wash no hands.”

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  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    But… but… what about profits?

    How can you forget profits?

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  • MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Just don’t flush the toilet and it’s a reusable hand wash station.

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• AntiBullyRanger@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Southern? This reads like someone who doesn’t know English was forced to write this. Southern would be more like:

  Aotta water. No soda. Boss forgot to pay water comp.

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  • Sludgeyy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    You can tell it’s not southern because they say soft drinks instead of coke.

    “Dew ta nawt havin’ wader we can’t sail ya coke”

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    • wolfpack86@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Depends where in the south. Eastern North Carolina would commonly say soft drinks. And confusing sale and sell is common as in spoken dialect it is a homophone.

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  • StrongHorseWeakNeigh@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Nah. This a native speaker for sure. Just one who’s also barely literate.

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  • Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Y’all acting like the South can afford to print shit.

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• Lembot_0005@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Ok, can you translate it to standard English if “it makes sense” to you?

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  • saltnotsugar@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Hark! The crystal clear liquid of life flows not for us, thus we cannot grant you the fountain drinks that you desire.

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    • ceenote@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Verily, that is a vexing conundrum.

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  • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    spoiler

    Due to not having water, we can’t sell any soft drinks

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    • Lembot_0005@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Wow.

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  • Bhaelfur@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    “Due to not having water we can’t sell any Soda Drinks

    Sorry MGT”

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  • TexasDrunk@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I say you they ain’t not got no water so them soda dranks is out. Mmhmm

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    • DetachablePianist@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      ayup

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• echodot@feddit.uk ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You didn’t specify which South.

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• okwhateverdude@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  The “Sorry MGT” at the bottom is probably the saddest bit on this little condemnation on public education

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  • darkdemize@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It wasn’t an apology so much as it was a description

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• jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  See also: “We ain’t got no soda right now cause the city done put us under a boil order. Somethin’ about a broke water main.”

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• Safeguard@beehaw.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  MEGA: Make Education Great Again.

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• MehBlah@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Not to bad in a boston accent either.

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  • PumpkinEscobar@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Or scottish

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• blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Probably just ran out of post mix and blamed water to avoid seeming incompetent

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• AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Is suppose there’s a small chance that it’s a joke.

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