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Anon is 5'1"

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Speaking of Nordic… When I was in college, the woman who organized the Medieval Enthusiasts club was over six feet tall, with golden hair to her hips. She would dress as a Scandinavian princess, when she wasn’t wearing armor. There were two categories of tourneys - foam weapons, or dull metal weapons and armor. She did the latter. (I wasn’t the combative sort - I was there for the costumes and the feasting.) Too bad she was already married…

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    • affenlehrer@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      At least here in Germany it’s often a gateway into far right groups. The Nazis loved Norse mythology and then there are also guys like Vark Vikernes etc.

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      • EvilCartyen@feddit.dk ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Watching from Scandinavia it’s pretty bizarre to see all these weirdos appropriate our culture. Like, the vikings were by all accounts not particularly racist or race minded.

        They were traders and occasionally pirates who loved poetry and storytelling and fighting amongst themselves. They’d go somewhere and settle and just freely intermingle with the local culture to form hybrid cultures like Norman, Russian, etc.

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      • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Yeah it’s kinda dependent on region and culture when it comes to Neo-Pagans, here in the US it’s a coin flip on if the Neo-Pagan is some breed of fascist or a particularly demented anti-fascist who fell into Neo-Paganism due to rejecting Christianity in some way. I am in fact the latter though I started doing it to troll Mormon missionaries since saying half crazed shit and throwing Odin into the mix tends to offset the yuppies.

        I gaslit myself into fucking Neo-Paganism.

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      • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        In my experience, medieval enthusiasts are either one of the two: very calm and chill and cool dude, or some sort of nazi, but honestly, it’s mostly the former in my personal experience. actually, it’s like 98% very calm and chill dudes. i have met many great friends that way.

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      • halvar@lemy.lol ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I know, but why do people always have to bring up what group is releated to far right and how, it just makes me depressed >m<

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  • RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That’s 180cm in normal units

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    • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      General rule: add the digits and times by 30, and minus 30

      • 5’1 = ((5+1)*30) - 30= 150cm
      • 4’11 = ((4+11)*30) - 30 = 304cm
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      • possumparty@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        304 cm is 9’ 11".

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      • kip@piefed.zip ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        farenheight

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      • RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I don’t do conversions from feeties and footies nearly enough to remember that

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    • Socialism_Everyday@reddthat.com ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That is not 180cm, 180cm is about 6’ and the green text guy is 11 inches shorter than that, so probably around 155cm.

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      • RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Whoops calculated for 5 feet 11 inches.

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  • atro_city@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Fake: OP was 5.1

    Gay: All dwarves are male

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    • alsaaas@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      *All dwarves grow beards, even the women

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  • cerement@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Diggy Diggy Hole

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    • osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      No, show me the real Diggy Diggy Hole

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      • FatTony@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I said the real Diggy Diggy Hole

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      • trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        That one is a lot younger than the original though

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    • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Love me some windrose

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  • alsaaas@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This could be interpreted as a transmasc post :3

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    My ex-wife was 4’7’'.

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    • lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Sounds Fake and Gay

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    • pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Wonder what ended the marriage

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      • Rekorse@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Probably an elbow.

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  • xxce2AAb@feddit.dk ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Well, as a Dane I’m obligated to respect the hell out of every single part of that. I’m pretty sure it’s the law around here.

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  • Schmuppes@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    What does the second to last line translate to?

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    • rivvvver@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      its cutie pi 4 foot, 11 inches (tall) redhead (partner)

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      • Schmuppes@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Ah thanks, the “pi” component was what I was missing.

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  • notsure@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    ...look at this giant over here!..

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    • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Just a normal sized dwarf in a giant’s world

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  • finitebanjo@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Am I misreading this or does it say a 14 year old girl?

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    • trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      You are misreading. 3.14 is approximately pi, so it’s supposed to read as cutie pie.

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      • green_copper@kbin.earth ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        My first thought was "huh, quite the old version of Qt"

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