predatory giraffes

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• marcos@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s a common Brazilian joke when people get bird shit on their head to say “hey, be thankful cows don’t fly”…

  There was one time that one didn’t have even that.

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  • bisby@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    My uncle always used to say a silly little poem:

    Birdie, birdie, in the sky

    Laid a white one in my eye

    I don’t laugh, I don’t cry

    I’m just glad that cows don’t fly

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  • umbrella@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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    • marcos@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I dunno how relevant anything is, but always remember that there exists a kind of snake that does fly.

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• buffing_lecturer@leminal.space ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  what are those

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  • tae_glas@slrpnk.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    quetzalcoatlus northropi!

    or sky giraffes, either/or.

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  • TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Mega pterodactyl

    Their skeletons are fucking spooky to see in real life. Imagine what it felt like when they took off. They’d fucking run too.

    Dinosaurs are cool

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    • Johandea@feddit.nu ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Dinosaurs are cool

      Even though they lived alongside each other, pterosaurs weren’t dinosaurs

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  • wander1236@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Predatory giraffes

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  • anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Beak things

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    • Wakmrow@hexbear.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Holy do I get the reference

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    • ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      trauma

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    • luciole@beehaw.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I too experienced Kenshi flashbacks from this meme.

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  • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Quetzalcoatlus northropi is the scariest dinosaur I’ve ever seen.

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    • Natanox@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I can only imagine what those huge beaks were for. Like diving from the sky at some prey, simply punching it straight through it like a huge spear.

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    • GandalftheBlack@feddit.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Not a dinosaur, but yes

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  • icelimit@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Irl claw game. But you’re the snack

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  • ClathrateG@hexbear.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    what are those???

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  • snugglesthefalse@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Beak things

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• LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s predatory flying giraffes to you!

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• stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Flying predatory giraffes.

  Image

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• deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  There’s an animatronic one of these at my local zoo. It’s absurd.

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• DarkAri@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  My dream pet. I’ve always wanted one of these. If I ever finish my game I’m going to make it a pet you can get and rid on.

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• Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Even though their size is insane, they probably weighed like 200-250 kg, meaning they were pretty light.

  I’d rather fight one of these than any sort of land based raptor.

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  • Seleni@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    A cassowary usually weighs around 59-85 kg and they can absolutely fuck you up, so a 200-250 kg one the size of a giraffe with a lance on its face is a huge no from me.

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    • Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Sure they can, and could disembowel you with one kick.

      I’d still rather fight one of those than some properly quadruped super crocodile.

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