facebook ai
Submitted 19 hours ago by SSUPII@sopuli.xyz to [deleted]
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NatakuNox@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
tensorpudding@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
A rightwing adaptation of A Modest Proposal for the Trump era might replace the Irish babies with illegal immigrants (think Alligator Alcatraz meets Soylent Green). The one snag might be that it would have to be Certified Fetus-Free, to placate the pro-life crowd.
cabb@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 hours ago
Just wait until they’re born and you can sell them as delicacies like veal.
some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
But the fetus is my favorite part! Tender and juicy, like filet mignon. Religious extremists ruin everything good
Kolanaki@pawb.social 19 hours ago
Chili’s serves their ribs but nothing else.
j4k3@piefed.world 19 hours ago
Ahh wonn my babyback babyback babyback, ahh wonn my babyback babyback babyback, CHILLI'S BABY BACK RIBS
How long ago was that last a thing? I haven't watched ads seasoned with media in many years, but that one seems ancient, like ~2 decades.
mtpender@piefed.social 12 hours ago
Why did I read this in Fat Bastard’s voice?
Rebels_Droppin@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTDLh7gNRYA&t= pretty old, 1998
burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 18 hours ago
Wasn’t that one of the boy bands? So the late 90s?
Cardboardboxo@sopuli.xyz 16 hours ago
I’ll just leave this nugget of gold here.
Wilco@lemmy.zip 9 hours ago
Ok. Every accusation is a confession with the Republicans. Here me out. They scream about gays and then get caught in an airport bathroom being gay. They scream about Democratic child trafficking rings … then there is Trump and Epstien island. The Republicans have a nearly perfect history of accusing the other side of doing things that they get caught doing.
So when they say “they” (the democrats) are eating babies …
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 4 hours ago
Well, don’t leave us hanging. How was the meal?
undeffeined@lemmy.ml 13 hours ago
psx_crab@lemmy.zip 18 hours ago
Well? What the AI said?
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 14 hours ago
I think it’s the recommended search below the photo.
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 hours ago
I only eat aborted fetuses thank you very much.
(I’ve genuinely always had a curiosity about cannibalism, would love to try it someday if its legal somewhere, not because I give af about the law but bc I don’t wanna imagine the trouble you’d be in for illegally eating a human being if caught - too risky)
And eating a fetus might be like that egg dish in south east Asia, balut I think its called.
SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 18 hours ago
There seem to be studies indicating major health and psychological damage received from cannibalism.
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
Sounds like something someone delicious would say to avoid getting eaten
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 hours ago
Well yeah if I’m eating you, you’re getting some damage there.
baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 17 hours ago
Lab-grown meat promises to bring you this fine delicacy in the future.
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 hours ago
Baggachipz on the side?
primrosepathspeedrun@anarchist.nexus 17 hours ago
No. Sorry. No way to include an air service with that, cannot secure funding.
arin@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Ai don’t judge
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 18 hours ago
At least it doesn’t say (((they))) I guess
Treczoks@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Yep. The true power of AI. Gobble data without getting a brain involved.
markz@suppo.fi 19 hours ago
Whadyoumean, the AI connected the dots between eating and restaurants. That’s advanced reasoning!
ggtdbz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 hours ago
Well, eating > restaurants > a list with potential promoted entries.
I really don’t think the intention of integrating this “intelligence” into Facebook is explicitly to make us dumber. I think the only real purpose is to supercharge marketing. Eroding the mental capacity of functional human beings is just a happy little accident.