“I wanna be TikTok when I grow up.”
“You want to make content for TikTok?”
“No! I want to be the app!”
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“I wanna be TikTok when I grow up.”
“You want to make content for TikTok?”
“No! I want to be the app!”
It sounds stupid, but kids are stupid. When I was a kid, I wanted to be a police car. Not a cop, the car. Sometimes dreams need to stay dreams.
Well, have you ever seen a police car break any laws? Your dream was great, don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
Never give up on your dream, it might just be possible with enough cybernetics and plastic surgery! The future is now! Image
I want to be a firetruck
I’m Idaho
As a young boy I dreamed of being a baseball.
“I want children to be addicted to touching my body with their grubby little hands”
A few Catholic priests, salivating, enters the chat.
Just the stuff thats visible here is already more than 100% lol
Which is why you don’t see “mathematician” on the list.
Maybe some kids want multiple jobs
No one wants two jobs, but the kids these days know they’ll need it
Up yours, woke moralists! We’ll see who cancels who
Woke moralist. The destroyer of Jordan Peterson.
Pretty sure that was the benzos
Woke Moralists and Benzos handshake meme
Hey fellow kids! Who wants to be a woke moralist, amirite?
I'm a wojak artist.
Real human bean
I guess my toddlers aren’t main stream then. One wants to be a policefiremantruck and the other a snail tamer.
Snail tamer sounds like an amazing job
Its very dangerous. A feral snail can be more deadly than the monthy python rabbit. The tend to be cool tho
Dang those kids can spell Beaureaoucrat
jayemar@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I didn’t realize train robber was still an option
Rakonat@lemmy.world 1 year ago
An entire life of shennigans and mischief wasted, I COULDA ROBBED TRAINS?!
son_named_bort@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Why do you think public transportation is popular with the youth?
redballooon@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Well the goods have become larger and heavier, you’ll probably need to kidnap the train before you can rob it.
figaro@lemdro.id 1 year ago
I suppose I could utilize a larger train to kidnap the train
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
It was never NOT an option.
We do still have trains, don’t we?