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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you want the murderer of the UnitHealthcare CEO prosecuted?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I am under the belief that there was no murder and he had a preexisting condition of lead poisoning. As such, we unfortunately do not cover these kinds of conditions in our penal system and his claim must be denied.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon finds the culprit⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  But whose shit? These are the questions we need to be asking.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oreo⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe the internet striving for better accessibility was a mistake. Ignorance is bliss.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon takes some classes⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not crying, you’re crying! :')

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon takes some classes⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I needed to hear this today. Thank you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨History is written by the victors⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you telling me we didn’t get our land by making friends, providing a great handshake and striking a good deal for everyone?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨when employer doesn't wanna pay for overtime⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  His shoe came off. By the laws of the land, he clearly died from this dangerous stunt. Be safe out there guys!

  #FriendsDon’tYankFriendsToDeath

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Economics⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Those smiley fucks have got it coming, I swaer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I this a firm and polite way to tell an opinionated coworker to stop pushing his agenda I don't care about?⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It was a joke about the significant portion of lemmy users also being Linux users. Also that Linux users ( like myself) would be oblivious that somebody could dislike Linux or not be interested. So it is assumed that they must like Linux then and would care about things Linux users care about. With the magic of circular reasoning, you can then say that since they must obviously love Linux that they would then agree with the person and want to hear what they say.

  It was a far stretch for a joke but I will stand by it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I this a firm and polite way to tell an opinionated coworker to stop pushing his agenda I don't care about?⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They said issues that they don’t care about. If that were the case, they would logically only agree. So that can’t be it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rough days⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, provided that you already have their number and don’t send anything too risky. Following someone around with your phone to show them memes might freak them out if you don’t know them.

  “Hey Lady! Stop running, I just want to show you my memes!”

  “Get away from me!”

  That is not socially acceptable.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rough days⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If you want someone to smile, you don’t tell them to smile, that will just piss them off. The real solution is to try to make them smile by cheering them up. Ideally with something funny or wholesome. Who knows? They might really appreciate it and be a bit more fond of you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is the cruelest "twist the knife" move or statement by a villain in a film for you?⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Wasn’t that alternative timeline thanos that said that though? He wouldn’t have met her yet so that version of him didn’t kill vision.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's Your turn⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Do you have any evidence proving that it can’t read? For all we know all ducks can read but they choose to ignore our petty human problems.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This fan-made HD PC port of Zelda: Link's Awakening is so cool I can't believe Nintendo hasn't taken it down yet⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  You know, that’s not a bad idea.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can videogames trigger a heart attack?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Dude comes in with built in permadeath difficulty.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Valve says it is committed to the Steam Deck, has a "road map"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  You forgot step 2 part 1 and step 2 part 2.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Deviate from established naming norms can lead your child to enter interesting scenarios.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  The closest I get is a kid named Weed I met.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cities Skylines 2 reportedly runs with 7-12fps on an Intel Core i9 13900KS with AMD Radeon RX 7900XTX at 4K/High Settings⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  KSP2 still makes me sad. I still have the hope they can pull a no man’s sky. The dream of KSP2 is all I ever wanted out of a space game.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the future is now, old man⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t remember, but do the cars eat at any point? What do they eat?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the future is now, old man⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I appreciate it, but I changed course and switched to IT. I grew up to be a server rack now and it has been great!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the future is now, old man⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  It sounds stupid, but kids are stupid. When I was a kid, I wanted to be a police car. Not a cop, the car. Sometimes dreams need to stay dreams.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Creators of Slay the Spire will migrate their next game to a new engine if Unity doesn't completely revert their changes⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Corporate suicide is so hot right now, all the cool companies are doing it. Are you really even trying if you can’t feel the pain of the bullet in your foot?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They work!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Imagine how many people would get vaccinated if it kept people like him away? They would sell like methamphetamine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In an alternative universe⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Do I hear someone looking for information on Linux! I would be thrilled to tell you about it!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨would would the average skin tone and facial features after 300 years?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Fair enough, measured at 25 and with a healthy nutrition and they do see the sun regularly. That answers the skin tone, but what about facial features? When it is all said and done, what features might take over? Like eye, nose, and mouth shape.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨would would the average skin tone and facial features after 300 years?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  The only reason I refer to it that way is because it is easily understood and is how a lot of paperwork refers to it. In my opinion, it makes it sound like we we are a completely different alien species.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨would would the average skin tone and facial features after 300 years?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Do we have any current examples of a human with more than 4 or so distinct racial backgrounds?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨would would the average skin tone and facial features after 300 years?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  If we can look like shrek, a not insignificant portion of the population would do so. I mean, who wouldn’t want to look like the ideal body type?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨would would the average skin tone and facial features after 300 years?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I was betting a lightish brown skin tone with Asian feature set. However, I believe you might be closer to what it might be.