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Anon takes some classes

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Submitted ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨nifty@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They’re not really lying, it’s more like those medieval drawings of exotic animals the artist had clearly never seen before, based purely on rumors and secondhand descriptions.

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    • Apytele@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
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      • fuckwit_mcbumcrumble@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Every individual person has things that they are and aren’t attracted to, and it’s all different. Some people like big boobs, some want small boobs. Some people like blondes, others like brunets. Some want that ultra chad body, others are into the computer nerd. Some people really hate the idea of women being tall/taller than them, I want them to step on my balls.

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    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Image

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  • SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The man I’ve come closest to falling in love with was a short, chubby, hair-thinning, stuttering goofball. He kept himself clean, well-groomed, and wore nice clothes that fit him.

    He was so passionate about what he loved (art, cats, and European history) that I couldn’t help but be absolutely smitten. His sincerity had me smiling from ear-to-ear every time I saw him get excited. Telling me about pieces of armor, paintings, music, and all kinds of other things, taking me to different places the way he spoke so happily about the things he cared about.

    People can, more often than not, see through insincerity. Be real with what you like & who you are. The people who appreciate those things about you the real ones.

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    • buttfarts@lemy.lol ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No…no…no… the only way is to catfish and lie because nobody will love you ever. The most you can hope for is to momentarily fool somebody into thinking your are something other than what you are for one hot second.

      When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie…

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      • SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Yes I’m sorry my bad. Fake it until you’re massively insecure and hateful because you feel you can’t be yourself for the sake of attracting feeeeeemale attention. Then wallow in your misery when you realize that the problem might be a deep-rooted personal issue, but be sure to blame it on “normies” & wimmin instead of taking steps towards self-improvement and personal growth. ✨️❤️💵🤡🎉🎺❤️✨️

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    • blazeknave@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Looks like we found Marissa Tomei

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      • SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        ¿?

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    • Okokimup@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I want to hook you up with my brother, who sounds very much like your dude, but not married.

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      • SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Drop me his email! Or whatever people use to communicate these days.

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    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What happened?

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      • SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Turns out, he was already married.

        Lovely man, but he had some issues to work out. Wished him the best, but I had to move on.

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    • Bread@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I needed to hear this today. Thank you.

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      • SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        You are worthy of love, my dear.

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  • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Thing is: you were a normie all along.

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    • schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Someone much smarter than me once wrote that everyone thinks of their outgroup as “normies”: Catholics think of non-Catholics as “normies”, and “goyim” is just the Hebrew word for “normies”.

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      • Luccus@feddit.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I just want to say: everyone in my outgroup sucks.

        They don’t like it when you pat them on the head or rub their belly. Like; they’ll tell you their dog died, their fiancé left them, and they have to fight for custody of the kids - and they expect you to use words to comfort them?! Words. Absolute insanity, I tell you! In-sa-ni-ty!

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      • Sylvartas@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Which is why I ironically use “muggles” with my tech-literate friends when talking about people with normal levels of tech literacy

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  • NOT_RICK@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact

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    • sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I recognize this. What is it from?

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      • NOT_RICK@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I think it was in /b/‘s header if I’m not mistaken

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  • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s almost like being an actual human being and putting in minimum effort makes you interesting at a base level compared to just jerking off on your keyboard and dwelling in the past.

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    • NaibofTabr@infosec.pub ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Minimum effort? Why are the standards so high?

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      • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Well, if they are lower, they’ll just end up jizz stained and crumpled up under the bed.

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  • NuWuX@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They’re just trying to get you to lower your guard so they can trick you and make fun of you; don’t fall for it Anon!

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    • Sabata11792@ani.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Every fucking time I think its going well…

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  • Icalasari@fedia.io ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Anon forgot to act like the average /b/tard. That tends to get normies to flee in terror

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    • RedditWanderer@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah that’s always a sort of self-fulfilling prophecy’s

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  • JimSamtanko@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Wasn’t there one of these recently about getting a job?

    Exact same outcome.

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  • JackbyDev@programming.dev ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Reminds me of this scene: youtu.be/JlkBbb7SKyA

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  • Hikermick@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Turn it off!

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