An excellent use of company time

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• vic_rattlehead@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Boss makes a thousand I make a buck That’s why I use the company laser engraver And don’t give a fuck

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  • lobut@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Boss makes a thousand

    I make a penny

    So I say, “fuck work”

    I’ll spend time on Lemmy

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  • sparky@lemmy.federate.cc ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is amazing

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• codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It only “wage theft” when they take time from you. But slack off for what’s left: shocked pikachu

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• namingthingsiseasy@programming.dev ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Today, management learns about the Streissand Effect.

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• clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Do laser engravers have a consumable component? It’s not like there’s a tank of liquid photons.

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  • Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Assuming its a CO2 tube laser. It does have a certain runtime until the tube burns out. And its like $300 for a new tube depending on the model and wattage

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    • NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Hey boss, here’s $300 and I’ll use it whenever and as much as I want.

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  • wolfpack86@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Electricity is pretty consumable

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  • Bread@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The laser part is consumable, albeit very slowly. Moving parts age with wear and tear.

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  • twotonebax@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Do laser engravers take much time to do a run? I suppose time is consumable if there’s a queue of stuff needing to be done.

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  • Manzas@lemdro.id ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Kinda, the lens can burn out and the bearings can wear out, but I wouldn’t be concerned that’s just regular maintenance.

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• Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I love it. Great post

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  • sparky@lemmy.federate.cc ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Damn, that means I failed, considering this is Lemmy shitpost 🥲

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    • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I meant an excellent shitpost

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