Diplomacy

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• Live_your_lives@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  According to the newspaper this came from, The Times of India, this is a photoshopped image with the original saying “meet” instead of “mate”.

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  • bigchungus@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yeah, “mate” is printed in a different font. Look at the t’s

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  • Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    They really took this personally.

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• SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Oh that highway is gonna expand alright

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  • DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Just one more lane, bro!

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    • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      “Why are you adding a lane, step bro?”

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  • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s the “(Drop your) belt and (get) rode” initiative.

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• Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Working harder than PragerU on getting that man pregnant

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• gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  diplomacy is made in the sheets

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  • boonhet@sopuli.xyz ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Diplomacy makes for strange bedfellows

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• webghost0101@sopuli.xyz ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Ignoring the funny, here is my interpretation to 6 meetings in 24 hours for executive elites.

  For a corporate drone this would be a hell of day for others:

  Wake up like everyone else

  • first 2 meetings are short 15 minutes things and there only contribution is being present.

  • 1 of them is boring and goes on longer but they have to leave early to catch the next meeting.

  • the next meeting is a 2h lunch meeting in a super fancy restaurant where each party tries to get the other agree on an unbalanced deal.

  • 1 actual long boring meeting in the afternoon where actual work is done.

  • final meeting with close allies over fancy dinner, mostly recalling relevant things that happend today.

  End of the workday like everyone else.

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  • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Ohhhhh “meet.”

    You know at least five of those six meetings could have been emails.

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• Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Three for each, or is one of them greedy?

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• ExtremeDullard@piefed.social ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  And in Wuhan too.

  Those two will spread COVID everywhere again!

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• robocall@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Meet?

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  • cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    In a call now, will ping later

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• rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It’s the best way to ensure offspring

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Only 6 times in 1 day? Honeymoon period must be over.

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• ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’ll have what he’s having

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• betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Better start hydrating now.

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